The Week in Bum Wine 5/11 - 5/17

It's never really a party until you break out the bum wine, and when it's true, it's true. What can I say? I've said it once and I will say it again, as long as you have a 40 and some bum wine, you are going to have a good time.

All the party essentials right here.

Mix up some Thunder Dew, some Night Mist, and throw in a little bling bling and you are ready to party! Even if you can't get the bottle of MD 20/20 open, you can always find a way to make it happen. Just watch and learn!


It's good to see that the makers of MD 20/20 are now trying to childproof their bottles, but that is nothing that a corkscrew and knife cant fix! You know what they say, where there is a will there is a way!

That's enough of that. Now what was everyone tweeting about this week? Let's take a look!

@louisexbelcher 12h

MD 20/20 got us like... pic.twitter.com/IUhAqIByoS

@Lance_Moyer 14h

Got a full tank of gas 2 bottles of Wild Irish Rose, some Busch Light, and a compass. #LettingTheNightRoll

@5Dodson5 14h

Taking pulls of mad dog 20/20 in the parking lot with the FAM #wedding #bloodthickerthanwater

@Klaa_Buddy 15h

That MD 20/20 will sneak up on your ass.

@Jeffaraoh 15h

Thot All Pro: 10. MD 20/20 9. 99 Apples 8. Hypnotiq 7. Alize 6. 4Loko* 5. Malibu 4. Peach Ciroc 3.Barefoot Moscato 2. Nuvo 1. Strawberita

@Skeets24 15h

Nicole drinks Zima and Mad Dog 20/20.

@stupidbitchhhh 16h

Mad dog 20/20 is doing me dirty

@courtney_wales 16h

Discussing the variety of flavors of Mad Dog 20/20 with my family

@SommBeer 16h

@squattingsomm cheap and high abv could equate to bum wine / md2020 undefined

@WRBolen 17h

I like to think the "strawberry wine" Deana Carter blacked out on before losing her virginity was actually strawberry Mad Dog 20/20.

@VarzenDralmort 20h

Thinking of drinking something different tonight. Hypnotiq? Absolut Chicago (rosemary)? Bum wine in a brown paper bag?

@Browntruck1980 20h

@DaveDruda Are U sure it wasn't TJ Swann's "Mellow Days"? MD 20/20 burned your gizzard. Or was it Thunderbird? Tasted like grape hair tonic!

@DudeWhereMyBaby 23h

@KPearson83 make mine a MD 20/20, classy drinks for a classy lady!

@kitkatgr 23h

One of the alumn gave me a nickname yesterday. I am now known as: MD 20/20

@bollockssssss May 17

My pen is the exact same shade of blue as MD 20/20 Blue Raspberry yeah wow. onit

@MadDogTwenty20 May 17

@_BumWine ever had green apple MD? I can't find it anywhere

@raveekittyy May 17

Mad dog 20/20 is so mf good

@lxrdmclellan May 17

MD 20/20 or a bottle of Buckfast?? A canny decide?? This is so hard?? Both??

@TheSupaStonah May 17

Mad Dog 20 goddamn 20. I think that speaks for itself. @_bumwine

‏@possum360 May 17

I feel like I should be drinking mad dog 20/20 and making bad decisions with this music.

@raveekittyy May 17

MAD DOG 20/20 GOOD AF

@RegBurns May 16

MD 20/20 & sliced ham in front of me at Ghetto Fiesta. pic.twitter.com/uFhn60J5LF

@stealyourfaze May 16

@SheaInIrving I will shed a tear if I see a Mad Dog 20/20 in a plastic bottle

@SackOfNats May 16

Smh pic.twitter.com/9hY4fTZlPa

@inkbreeds May 16

I saw MD 20/20 at a bar in Denver..... Bonkers!!! #crazy #md20/20 #1up #bar #bonkers #olskool http://instagram.com/p/oEzbVxTfrc/

‏@Big_Theo42 May 16

No one drink the green MD 20/20 it's trifling as hell!!

@hellaholla May 16

Thanks to last night's tweets about @katyperry in Newark, I am now being followed by @_BumWine. I couldn't be happier.

‏@rmmauro01 May 16

Try MD 20/20 or Night Train @GaltsGirl: Aaaaand Thunderbird has just stopped working

@UDPolice May 16

UD arrests woman for shoplifting $42 worth of wine. Hey, in her defense, it's not easy concealing 10 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

@SteeleRaySpivey May 16

You should see all the MD 20/20 bottles washed up in my yard from all the rain

@RockyRocksJesus May 16

My idea of a date is Burger King and Mad Dog 20/20...I'll spend $2.00 on you any day. -Guy hitting on the woman next to me.

@iam_rahj May 16

I've been drinking Mad Dog 20/20 all week.

@hellaholla May 15

@katyperry Can't wait until your tour hits Newark NJ and you toast us all with a bottle of Night Train Express wine. #drank

@hellaholla May 15

@lazyblazy Wondering that the hell Katy's going to drink for us when she hits Newark. Hurricane Malt Liquor? http://bit.ly/1mxELB2

@GeezLouise_ May 15

Minute Maid Fruit Punch and the Red MD 20/20 and Ciroc Amaretto mixed with sweet & sour mixer will have you sooooo FUCKED!! Taste no alchol!

@AmandaIsHeroin May 15

Catch me in a kiddy pool on my front lawn wearing a umbrella hat in my red Brazilian bikini drinking a MD 20/20 bumping return of the mac

@korigotback May 15

i want to drink at least 5 bottles of MD 20/20 all to myself at my party. Blue & red please

@nickstorck9 May 15

@korigotback oh I am a very avid MD 20/20 enthusiast

@classyviking May 15

>think about bum wine last night >wake up dizzy and nauseous The Bird is strong

@JohnKickler May 15

Mad dog 20/20 power hour did me dirty

@TonyFisher May 15

They still drinking St. Ives and Cisco out here?! #bumwine #hardtimes #90sThrowback

@lilmisschronic May 15

i was walking that old mad dog 20/20

@MadDogTwenty20 May 14

 #thick #latergram #nofilter #selfie #photobomb #ootd #boss #maddog #maddog2020 #watermelon… http://instagram.com/p/oAC1mhpNyS/

 @MadDogTwenty20 May 14

 #maddog #maddog2020 #corndogmillionaire #watermelon #partygirl #partylife #bestie #beautiful jessjaro http://instagram.com/p/oACmr_pNx1/

@GreenEyez0000 May 14

It's that MD 20/20. ;-) pic.twitter.com/XZvwG1bGL5

@tschaka_ May 14

@_BumWine where da cisco @!!

@mappppz May 14

weather at sowo says 70 all weekend. 30% chance of rain, but 100% chance of mad dog 20/20.

@DebasedGod May 14

last night I microwaved some like frozen vindaloo tray thing that serves six that's been in my freezer for 6+ months. Ate it all. MD 20/20..

‏@weswroten May 14

@_BumWine theres a movie on called the cisco kid... to bad its just a western lolololololololol

@ScottMAPeterson May 14

MD 20/20 when you really just don't give a fuck.

@ArkansasFresh May 14

@royceyoung You seriously need to lay off the Mad Dog 20/20.

‏@Dakin_Ledford May 13

New MD 20/20 chug record 14.4 seconds

@clowchan May 13

awwwwwww boo the communion cup samples I got in the mail is grape juice and not thunderbird wine. Wanted to get toooooore uppppppp

@TeeThorne May 13

Mad Dog 20/20 all up in ya belly.....

@kiesh30 May 13

Well I know my bro and his friends would do the heavy lifting for a couple of mad dog 20/20's and some Popeyes so there's that

@_Kiayona_ May 13

"@RandyWatson1963: I need to buy a bottle for my birthday....any suggestions followers?!"mad dog 20/20

@Robert_Beau May 13

Well, I squandered my tax refund on a quart of Mad Dog 20/20 like some kind of high roller.

@blaquebunnibrit May 13

This man smell like MD 20/20 and piss...way too early for this shiiii

‏@you_mean_vulva May 12

the first time I got drunk I was 11 and Heather and I raided her mom's stash of Mad Dog 20/20

@ben_machell May 12

I like The Island because it's basically scout camp without the MD 20/20 and Rage Against the Machine tapes #TheIsland #md20/20 #scouts

@laverie_ May 12

All I'm after's a bottle of the finest MD 20/20

@BPRES2 May 12

@jemelehill @_bumwine "Don't you ever talk bad about my Moscato"-Richard Sherman voice. pic.twitter.com/uaQITlyWIN

@ClaireHamm May 12

@_BumWine mini maddog for your handbag pic.twitter.com/wOiFRUz3Mp

@ShitFrankSays42 May 12

"This is night train EXPRESS! You know what that means? I'm on a fast train!"

@Paganchristi May 12

Mad dog 20/20 Because broke people like to get drunk too

@iLoveLanaPeed May 11

So no one wants to smash a bottle of MD 20/20 w me? more for me than fuck you guys

@LegitShine_ May 11

Eating sour skittles drinking md 20/20

@coliman420 May 11

My bro is drinking the leftover MD 20/20 from last night lol . Alcoholism at it's finest

@XanaTheMant May 11

@Pearbombs1 MD 20/20 also known as Mad Dog, it's a bum wine. Wolves drink it and they are left with nasty headaches the next day

@ashleylantagne May 11

I wonder what happened to mad dog 20/20