Pranks
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Pranks. Creative pranks. Things done for laughs at the
expense of somebody else. I love practical jokes. Even if I'm the victim. Good
fun. Fond memories.Here's a few I've successfully pulled off:
Ballerina iced tea
Ballerina tea is used to make people shit more to lose
weight. It can found at most health stores. It will make you drop a few deuces
after a cup or two. I use it to play a gag on people who are due to be on a bus
or plane in less than a day. Just make sweet tea with Ballerina tea. Use 8
teabags to make 2 quarts. Boil water.Steep all the bags for 5 minutes. Add 1/2
cup real sugar to hot water. Cool. Then chill in fridge. Add fruit flavors if
you like. Then serve it to the person who has to catch a flight soon. Nothing
worse than getting the runs while being 6 miles high in the sky.
Drunk buddy cell phone gag
When a buddy get way,way loaded,grab their cellphone. Use
the internet browser to look up gay escorts. Just Google 'local gay escorts'.
Find the best male escorts (a few twinks will do great). And call using the
buddy's phone. If the escort answers, tell them you need an appointment for the
next day (when your friend should be sober). And to call back 1 hour prior to
the appointment to confirm location. With the next escort,give them the same
line but a half hour later call back time to confirm. Do this 3 or 4 times.
Phony lottery tickets
Phony scratch off lottery tickets are an easy,cheap,yet
totally fucked up way to play a gag on someone. I find the phony scratch games
at my local dollar store. The games will look like you won $5K. This gag works
best with people not familiar with scratch off games. But the range of emotions
the victim will go through in a matter of 60 seconds is amazing. Not a gag for
somebody with a heart condition either.
I've got a few more pranks up my sleeve.But I don't want to
give away too much at this time. Enjoy the laughs. Smiles aren't easy to come
by in these weird,trying times.
Keep it real
Keep it Krude
KK
@kapn_krude
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