Olde Krude's Almanac 2016
As 2015 comes to its merciful close,Krude has decided to
make some Criswellian predictions for the future that is 2016.Or call it weird,drunken
hunches.Anyways,let's misbehave! For entertainment purposes only.
Batter up!
The phrase Global Warming will be known as Global
Heating by the end of 2016
Dick Cheney will survive yet another heart attack and
continue to 'stay the course'
Porn chicks will routinely perform quadruple (4 cocks at
once) anal scenes (for only double the $)
El Chapo will put a Trillion Peso bounty on the head of
President-elect Trump
Ghetto neighborhoods will now be referred to as Middle Class
neighborhoods in 2016.Being homeless now qualifies as Lower Class
Video cameras for police uniforms will be strictly
manufactured by Diebold-to ensure they malfunction with regularity
Using a turn signal will be an option (not a requirement) when
making a turn on the road
Nickelback will still suck
Jello Pudding Pops will make a comeback- with Ben Roethlisberger
as their pitchman
Nut shaving will become a mainstream phenomenon and Dollar
Shave Club will invent a new 'scrotum only' razor
Nostradamus' prophecies were and will always remain heretic
pablum
Masturbating to images of a younger Cindy Margolis WONT be
creepy in 2016
Public school kids will be expected to pledge allegiance to
the US flag and to Microsoft
And lastly, aliens exist...
Happy New Year!!!
Love
Peace
Soul,
KK
@kapn_krude
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