Reading with Krude
Believe it or not,but Krude does like to curl up with
some quality literature on occasion. Usually true crime or a biography. Or
something historical. I hate any kind of fiction. Cookbooks welcome. And fuck Tom
Clancy.And anything Oprah Winfrey will ever recommend.
I gauge my love for a book by the amount of times I bring it
to the shitter with me. For the past year or so,the book I've read most while
defecating is: The Lost Gospels According To Al Jourgensen by Al
Jourgensen and Jon Wiederman.
If you have to ask who Al Jourgensen is,then this blog isn't
for you. Go and listen to Dave Matthews Band and drink a Michelob Ultra. And
don't sprain your pussy while doing so.
Al Jourgensen is the leader and founder of the band Ministry
(and a ton of other side projects). Without Uncle Al doing his thing,Trent
Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) wouldn't be doing his. And so on. Jourgensen's
influence can heard in most current rock recordings.But his biography is the
stuff of legend. Motley Crue ain't got nothing on this hombre.
It doesn't matter what page I turn to in this book,its all
gold. Even when Al fucks up on spellings and dates,its forgivable. Tons of
drugs. Tons of booze. Tons of pussy. And a lot of cool stories about some very
famous people. Not to mention all the great music he created while the insane
excess was occuring. Krude approved reading,for sure.
So put this book on your holiday wish list.While your at
it,put albums by Lard,Revolting Cocks,Buck Satan And The 666 Shooters,1000 Homo
DJ's and Ministry on that wishlist. And let me know if Santa brings them to
you. Just think of fun you will have opening a present containing a Buck Satan
cd in front of mom (and then playing it for the family to enjoy). Nothing
spells holiday memories like a Al Jourgensen recording. Thanks Al.
Merry XXXmas
KK
@kapn_krude
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