Hot n' Sticky
With summertime quickly thrusting itself
towards my Western Hemisphere living ass,Krude has a few summer season observations
to share with the bum wino crew. So Deet up,unscrew the twist cap,and read on.
Songs about summer almost always
suck. Except for Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts and most Brian Wilson music
gems. Summer songs these days are usually written by pop country songwriters to
fluff up a marginally talented country singers' album for maximum unit
shifting. Yawn.
Summer is the best season for sex. Just is. Prove me wrong.
Why must guys wear any kind of open toe shoe or sandal in
public places? Yes,it is hot outside. But I can't stand dudes that walk into a
restaurant with their hairy toes and gnarly long nails for the world to see.
And what kind of asshole wears flip flops while driving a car?
Women wear less during the summer. Easier to spot those
Aztec sun tattoos just above her asscrack. Or the little flower tat on her
shoulder. Bra-less is always a welcome look in a Krude world. As is a quality
side-boob sighting.
Always good to know where your local dry ice supplier is
during the hot months. If bad weather knocks out power and you don't have a
generator,dry ice is the way to go to chill your hooch. Just don't over chill
your beer with the dry ice. You've been warned.
I still get excited when a Bass Pro Shops or BJ Alan
fireworks catalog comes in the mail this time of year. Tracking down a real M80
firecracker is always a summertime challenge. Big boom = happy Krude.
Cremo has a new SPF20 after shave face cream for men. Unscented
and works great. Sun damage looks good on nobody.
The boys of summer. At work. The Red versus the Blue. A man
named Odor throwing a sweet right in plain sight. Ty Cobb is smiling down at
this.
NFL football is right around the corner. Please meet Khalil
Mack LB and Derek Carr QB of the Oakland Raiders. These two guys will be the
thorn in your teams' collective asses for years to come.
Drink plenty of clean water and check the ID of every chick you
buy a drink for. Summertime is not the time for a jail stint for statutory
rape. Mahalo.
Cheers!
KK
@kapn_krude
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