More Random Krudeness
Walking the earth wearing my hair
a bit longer,while maintaining the same overall MO has reflected 'more than
usual' social ambiguity back into my face. Call it strangeness. Or call it
being overtly perceptive.But this is my life and I'm sticking with it.
More Random Krudeness......
A local deli gave me a couple of weird,quarter looking coins
as change recently.They were Columbian Peso coins that ain't worth squat. So
now I use a Columbian 200 peso coin to scratch my lottery tickets. I'm still
worth squat,so maybe I'll switch to a Rick Nielsen (Cheap Trick) guitar pick I
caught at one of their shows to scratch my tickets.Shit. I left that pick in
the gig bag I gave to my son. And he hates 'old guy' music. So that pick means
squat to him.
I got weird looks from the cashier chick (nice tits) at the local vegetable farm when I bought 3
bags of celery,1 gallon of Cream O Land milk,and 2 bags of ginger rock candy.Maybe
it's the Oakland Raiders sunglasses I was wearing while buying the above
mentioned goods.
I bought 2 NFL 2016 preview magazines (Athlon and Pro
Football Weekly) at $7.99 each. Can't seem to find anybody who sells The Gold Sheet around my digs.And screw all that
online gambling tip access bullshit. I need dirt sheets in my hands,not my hard
drive.Can never have enough player/team knowledge come NFL betting time. Even
though the 'big picture' fix is in, in Roger Goodell-ville. Fuck him.
I always play the intro solo to Oasis' tune Don't Go Away on
guitar when i'm in a pissy mood. Not sure why. Maybe cuz I can play the entire
Oasis back catalog on guitar with ease. Good,simple songs with great vocals. Liam Gallagher is one of the last great Rock Stars
left on Earth. Hope he stays alive as long as I do.
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Gratuitous chick pic:Lindsay Lohan. Firecrotch and all. Cheers
to the dude who gets to blow the blow up her ass.
My pharmacy called yesterday to ask when I plan on re
filling my rx for Tramadol. It's been a
month and it's due,they say. I tell them i'll refill when I feel like it.
Fucked up conversation. This world is getting more depraved each passing Trump
infused day.
I bought a Marshall mp3 dock system for my bedroom.Perfect
for a low volume stereo unit.It goes nicely with my Marshall portable practice
amp and Babe Ruth McFarland toy as Krude bedroom frou frou.
I'm currently single and without a girlfriend. Strange to be
without somebody to annoy on daily basis. These blogs are a once a week thing.
So consider yourselves lucky.
Deep fried calzone. Pizza Town
USA style. Another fine NJ road food stop on route 46 west,near Elmwood
Park. The pizza is awesome as well. Tricky to pull into this place. Make sure you
have collision coverage on your auto insurance policy,before going to Pizza
Town USA. (Google Earth the entrance there).Trust me. Did I mention the calzone
is deep fried?
Today is my birthday. It is 8:30am while I write this. My
son is here and is still sleeping. I celebrated last night with a Fudgy the
Whale ice cream cake from Carvel. Ate a ribeye steak for dinner last night.
First time in 7 years that I had a full steak as a meal. Not my choice,but dr's
orders. Screw what the dr's say-I'm having a steak. No booze last night. Just a
sugary,purine rich feast with the people I call family. My early birthday gift
to myself was a bottle of Bookers Bourbon. 127 proof. I'll need all the APV %
points I can get with this bourbon. Drinking some later tonight. Shots. Hope I
make it to work tomorrow. Not really.
Thankyoufalettinmebemiceelfagin,
KK
@kapn_krude