Titties and Beer
What would life be for Krude without the very wholesome
vices of excess booze and broads? Boring would be the answer. Why else would I
go into work everyday with physical ailments that would keep most people home? Krude
needs $. Booze and chicks cost $. Easy math.
Yet we live in a world where having two simple desires such
as pussy and booze that often get vilified.Try bringing up the subject of your
latest drunken fingerbang fest when you're at your parents place for dinner. You
are the asshole. Meaningless sex while deep into the drink between
consenting adults. Sounds like a story Krude would want to hear. You are the
asshole. Easier to talk about pain and politics while eating crusty
meatloaf.
Kirk Cameron. The thought of this guy makes me queasy. I
happened upon a recent movie of his called Mercy Rule. Made it about 30 minutes
into the film and had to turn it off. It's just a Christian propaganda flick
with a former tv star playing the lead. The tv show Growing Pains from the 1980's
made Kirk Cameron a star. The show itself was mediocre. Except for the constant
use of the word 'Boner' to describe one of the show's characters. (Alan Thicke
saying the word 'boner' > Robin Thicke singing anything). Davey and Goliath were
far more entertaining with their religious messages. (talking claymation dog
> anything Kirk Cameron says or does).Rant over. I digress....
If you are familiar with the name
Terry Bozzio,then you understand the true nature of this blogs' title. Bozzio
is a world class drummer who plays the most impressive drum kit you'll ever
see.Krude just had to see him recently and his behemoth drum set.Bozzio played
drums for Frank Zappa in the 70's. I am an admitted Frank Zappa fanboy. Frank
has been dead since the early 90's,but his music lives on. Bozzio was also in
the band Missing Persons in the 80's. His wife at the time,Dale,was the singer
of MP. Check out a pic of Dale Bozzio from the 80's. Then compare it to a
recent shot of Lady Gaga. Terry Bozzio and Frank Zappa used to do the song Titties and Beer together
with Bozzio acting as the devil.
Check out this video of the tune.
Calling Dirty Tony/Nomads MC
KK
@kapn_krude
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