Lit To Get Straight
With my gnarly nalga firmly planted on this interplanetary
stone for the past 46 years,Krude has determined a 'not so' obvious fact about
himself: I gotta be lit to get straight. My bodies' chemistry doesn't allow me
to be 'normal' on any given sober day. Dump a drink or five into me and spike
my blood with an opioid and you get one Krude motherfucker who speaketh the
truth without prejudice. Leave me to my own natural state,and you get a very
inattentive,yet sweet natured hombre with a weakness for blue eyed blonde
women. Not a bad dude. Just not very inspired. And constantly bullshitting
strangers (clients) into spending $100k or more on their kitchen renovation
(I'm a top notch kitchen and bath designer in NYC). It's a sleazy hustle. Sober
Krude likes the big commission checks. Lit Krude likes spending the $ on wine,women,whisky,and
music. Mahalo.
Music. Most of the best music I have ever heard came from
lit up musicians. Hendrix,Miles,Elvis,Tyla,Morrison,Ween,Beatles etc... That's
a no brainer. It's when the artist becomes 'sober' that their music starts to
suck. Noel Gallagher kicked blow and hasn't made a great album since. Iggy
Pop's solo albums have been lackluster since he quit smack. And so on....
Free your mind and your ass will follow
That's a song title from Funkadelic. I believe that if
somebodys' brain is cleared of the everyday clutter of life,then something
inspired can be derived from it. Booze and chemicals are the fuel. The brain is
the motor.Life is the inspiration. The soul worth bearing thereafter...
Welcome to the Krude Experience. My liver sends it's best
regards.
The best is yet to come,
KK
@kapn_krude
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