Turkeys
Ah. My condolences to all the recently
beheaded,plucked,gutted and flash frozen turkeys of the world. Krude gonna
further malign the turkey name by creating a list of shitty things that somehow
became popular and a tradition of sorts. I'm not even working in the title of
'Golden' turkey. A turkey is a turkey. As is a jive turkey is a jive turkey. Electric
knife not needed here. And an electric hair trimmer is the original sawzall. I
digress... Carrying on....
Forrest Gump
Tom Hanks was almost cool up until he made the movie Turner
and Hooch. That flick cemented my overall hatred for all things Hanks. Then
came the string of 'serious' Hanks movies in the early 90's. Gump was
very popular at the time and I somehow got dragged to see it. What a sack of
shit that movie was. Yet,it remains a sentimental favorite of millions of
Americans. Like a Thanksgiving turkey dinner. Wrong but right for the wrong
reasons.
Subway
Krude is from
Northern NJ and has had access to some of the best hero,hoagie,sub,whatever
you call it sandwiches over the years. Whether you go to a deli or buy the
provisions and make your own.Sandwiches here in NJ far exceed most of what
passes for sandwiches in the continental USA. That brings me to the 'somehow
still in business' business of Subway. Pure crap. Hardly edible 'food
product'. Damn,this place blows. But I keep seeing new shops open up all
the time. I'm sure we'll see a Subway be the first fast food joint to
open on planet Mars. That's because their meats and cheeses are so toxic with
no expiration dates. And only thick skinned immortals like Dick Cheney and Keith
Richards could survive there.
Black Friday
Anybody who wakes up at 3am on the day after Thanksgiving to
get on a line outside a Walmart to score a slashed priced TV set is a sucker.
More like a dumb sucker. Black Friday is just another over hyped catch phrase
to make the suckers of the world feel like the are getting bargain. I don't
remember having a 'Black Friday' in the 1970's nor in the 80's. But since it is
retails' most popular day (outside of Xmas Eve) in the realm of now, who would
ever question the validity of the alleged 'sales'? Commerce Baby! And a day off
for Govt and office workers. Toll takers and bartenders still slinging their
skills.
Happy Thanksgiving to anybody who recognizes that the
holiday is about being thankful for a bountiful harvest. In modern day,that
means being thankful for all the Good in your life. And not necessarily about eating
a roast turkey and being nice to Mom for one day out of the year. Mahalo.
Gravy on your thighs
KK
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