Auld Lang Syne
Another year down for the history books.Pretty much a
peripherally crappy year. Krude writing his usual New Year predictions for your
amusement (or enlightenment). Best to pour a stiff drink now for premium
cognitive recognition. Or just do a shot and toast the New Year. Cheers!
NFL football for the 2018 season will be played with a no
contact ,flag tackling policy. Too many sprained pussies and CTE make this a
reality
Cold War will now be defined as Blue verses Red states.Or
Dumb vs Dumber
State lottery $ paid will be defined as Poor Tax. And NOT
tax deductible for losses
Internet trolls will be prosecuted in court as being
social media terrorists
Limitless pills will become a required part of public
school lunch menus
Political lobbyists will overtake racketeering mobsters
as the undisputed leaders of organized crime in the USA
Coercion,intimidation,and manipulation. 2018 is 40 years
since Jonestown. Same shit,different day....
MMS will be used to cure ignorance and ass zits as well
as most cancers
The 'homeless' fashion look will again be popular due to
the abundance of actual homeless people
Clickbait Internet headlines will be required to be of acute
semblance to its intended subject matter. Or risk a $1Billion fine from FCC
Holograms will overtake real humans as stage entertainment
figures
People will no longer be recognized by their birthday
Zodiac sign. Facebook status and Tax ID numbers will form the New Biorhythms
Krude will remain Krude
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018!!!
KK
@kapn_krude
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