Krude Xmas List 2017
Krude is kinda getting sick of people who use social media
to exploit a 'wish list' of goods to all their followers and friends. Usually
it's a list (with a link) from whatever online shopping outlet that the friend beggar
chooses. And then YOU can buy them their shit without even leaving the
house. Or personally knowing the person you are buying the present for.Single
moms,strippers,and callous junkies are the usual suspects in this grift. Krude
ain't about to grift you with this blog.I'm just jotting down a few items that
tickle my fancy this year. GoFundMe not. GoFuckMe yes. Ladies only. Let's roll!
Spats
Ever since I saw Mel Brooks wear these in a few of his
movies I've wanted to get them. I often wear black boots. And I have an
artistic flair. But I refuse to wear a cape.
Black Cat Firecrackers
Krude doesn't feel complete without having some fireworks in
my possession. My local supermarket in NJ now sells fountains and sparklers.
But not Black Cat products. Something about that BC logo....
Celtic Frost Cold Lake cd
In the world of heavy rock/metal music,career suicide is
often accomplished by recording an album that totally sounds like a record
company 'expert' got his way. This Celtic Frost album sounds like a Poison wind
blew into the studio and tamed this once mighty metal band. Krude just wants
the cd (not vinyl or tape) for kitsch value.
Billy Ripken baseball card
Possibly the only reason to use the mighty Ripken name when
not prefaced with Cal. This is a classic rib on a young baseball player.
Overlooked written F bombs always entertain Krude.
Scratch and Sniff Hustler magazine
Larry Flynt has never been as inspired as he was for this
issue of Hustler in 1977. Hugh Hefner (RIP) may have invented the centerfold,
but Larry perfected the scratch and sniff centerfold. Pubes on cover always a
plus.
Will Santa bring Krude his toys this year? I've been
naughty,nice and everything else twice. So I'm sure Santa will give me tube socks
and a bottle of Gentleman Jack whiskey instead. Still good gifts and Krude
approved. Cheers!
Happy Holidaze
KK
@kapn_krude
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