Krude Xmas List
2019
'Tis that time again. When December becomes the most
important month to most businesses in the USA. Desperate lives are depending on big Xmas season receipts
to make up for lackluster sales during the spring and summer. Krude is
always dependable for keeping cash flowing about during this season. My annual
Xmas list should keep the kind souls who make my wish list a reality busy for a
few hours,at least. Let's be selfish.In the name of the Holiday Spirit!
Porn Hub goggles
This item will be used sparingly
but talked about incessantly. Keeping both hands free while enjoying adult
entertainment makes a lot of sense. The 'shame' factor doesn't bother me. Not
that it should bother you either
Hydrox cookies
I used to prefer these to Oreo
cookies when I was a kid.Then they disappeared. Now the cookie with the name
that sounds like a laundry booster is back. And I have a jones for them
Thurman Munson autograph
I recently learned that my
autographed baseball signed by the 1978 New York Yankees had clubhouse
signatures on it. Munson was one of the phony autographs. Shit. Need some real
Thurm ink
Robert Tilton prayer cloth
I just don't want this guy having
ANY information on me. I need YOU to buy me this magic cloth from Tilton. I
need something to clean the PornHub goggles
Bundt cake
Krude loves him some baked goods.
A Bundt cake is a perfect gift. Made with love and a rich topping. Much easier
to slice. And it looks cool. Marble swirl earns extra points with me
So if Santa wants to break
and enter into my house illegally, I won't press charges. I'll leave him some
scotch and a pot edible for his troubles. HAPPY
HOLIDAYS!
Trim yo' tree
KK
@kapn_krude