Cisco Wine

Buyer beware, Cisco is NOT a wine cooler! 


Have you ever wanted to drink gasoline? Well some people might pick gasoline over this this fine beverage, also known as the "liquid crack".


 Cisco comes in a variety of different flavors and all of them taste equally terrible. I have not tried every flavor that exists, but I have had quite a few of them over the years.


From the first time I decided to try a bottle of Berry flavored Cisco, I didn't know what I was getting into. When it's 18% alcohol with a warning on the label stating "This is not a wine cooler.", that's when you know you are getting into some serious shit. Upon first taste you wonder why you hate your life so much and would want to consume a drink like this. Pass it around the room and give everyone a taste, why not? 


Berry, Green Apple, Peach, Strawberry, it doesn't matter which one you find and decide to drink, they are all a unique experience. As you can see documented in these pictures, you never want to drink Cisco alone, and always make sure you have your favorite bum wine on hand to use as a chaser. 

A winning combination!

I have tried to find the perfect combination to make Cisco somewhat tolerable and have only been successful once so far. The combination of Orange Pineapple Cisco and Pineapple soda was found to be very delicious and a real crowd pleaser. 

Warm Green Apple Cisco anyone?

While we still haven't received official word, it appears that Cisco Wine has been discontinued. Cisco will continue to live on in our hearts and memories forever!

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