Krude's Top 9 Movie Picks
A top 9 movie list from a dirtbag named Krude?
Yes. For fuck's sake. A top 9 movie list coming from my seasoned skull to these pages. 9. And only 9 picks. Not 10. Or 15. Just 9. Number 9 Number 9 number 9 number 9. Let's Go!
9. Malibu Beach
This drive in movie from the 1970s has it all: tits,ass,man
ass, love,sand and a voyeuristic pooch. Check for muscle dude's chest zits
(steroid abuse). And the nerd's sweet ride. Fun flick
8. The Alley Tramp
A Herschell Gordon Lewis classic from late 1960s. A
sexually curious teenage daughter catches her horny parents doing the
horizontal bop. And gets turned on.Then goes on a sex spree with dopey dudes.
In black and white. Book the free clinic after watching
7, The Grifters
A late 1980s drama about con artists looking for a large
mark. Possibly John Cusack's best movie. Annette Bening looking
great (before getting Beattied). Kinda makes you want to commit crime after
watching it
6. Gator Bait
A Claudia Jennings masterpiece of redneck
proportions. A swampy romp between crooked cops and Claudia. With air propeller
boats. No chick can handle a snake quite like Jennings. She's wearing Daisy
Dukes before there was Daisy Duke. A sweaty winner
5. Caddyshack
No Krude favorite movie list would ever be without this 1980
classic. I still use quotes from this movie to this day. Best comedic ensemble
cast ever put to film. Funny as fuck. And Lacy Underall
4. Boogie Nights
1970s porn industry never seemed sleazier than in this 1997
film. Essentially the John Holmes story with Burt Reynolds and
cocaine holding it all together. Perfect date night movie. Before
breaking up
3. The Best Bar In America
A newer flick that rocketed to being one of my favorites.
About booze, bikes, broads and bars. Don't know any of the actors in this movie
from anywhere else. But they are all great. Wild Turkey 101 Yeah!!
2. The Longest Yard
Burt Reynolds version. (fuck Adam Sandler). Makes prison
seem like fun. And who doesn't want to try to make Pruno in their toilet after
watching this? Best football movie ever. Mean Machine!!!
1. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
A true Krude approved masterwork. Peter Fonda, Vic Morrow, Susan George and Adam Roarke are the leads here. And they take you on a wild car chase that never lets up. Crank this movie loud when watching. Made when muscle cars were really muscle cars. And halter tops on chicks looked hot. A total classic in every sense of the Krude world.
There they are. My 9 most favorite flicks. I have reviewed a few of these in previous blogs. So check the blog archives or just watch a few of these. You won't be sorry. Or bored. Cheers!
Popcorn and a cherry Icee forever!
KK
@kapn_krude