Pick Your Poison
Funny how life goes. Sometimes you feel like it. Most
of the time you don't. And that applies to the Everything that Life has
to offer. It being the proverbial tits to grab at leisure. With
proper consent. You fucking pervs
Krude knows his kicks. And knows what kicks not to
fly. In this case, I'm flying a flag I've never flown before: smoking
cigarettes. Not just any cigarette. But unfiltered cancer sticks from a
long gone era. Enter into the battlefield : Camel and Lucky Strike lung
darts. I review the two fags and report to these pages. As it is my sworn
Krude duty
First up is Camel. Advertised as being from a Turkish and
Domestic Blend of tobacco. Lighting up this tiny looking cig and taking a
pull was a harsh drag. Definitely not alive with flavor. Just a manly smoke
with enough nicotine and "tar" to down an elephant. I'll keep these
around for Super Sunday 2021. And try to smoke as many as I can during the most
probable lame half time event. Rather rot my lungs than my eyes and ears
Lucky Strike is next. The rumors are correct. Now this is a
nice smoke. It's Toasted after all. Strong and smooth. A flavorful treat
of carcinogenic pleasure. Makes me feel like James Dean or Dick Allen
would approve of this choice. The retro nature of the packaging gives off a
timeless cool vibe. The cigarette itself is looks exactly like the Camel
cigarette. Like I could blaze through about 50 of these a day. I can see why US
soldiers previous to the Vietnam War were given these bad boys inside of their
MRE meals. Not for the timid or cardio minded elliptical jockeys.
Now I realize why I never got roped into having smoking as a
daily addiction. A nicotine buzz does nothing for me. Putting a small,phallic
shaped object to my mouth isn't what I call a necessary action. Just a pleasure
for some people in the world to partake in. Nothing wrong with that
In conclusion, this was a blog I never thought I would
write. But in my ever evolving Krude world, anything is always possible.
And usually is. Risks be damned! Mahalo
I inhaled...
KK
@kapn_krude