You ever eat something that you would kill for again? Like, how Grandma could make the most amazing cobbler or Papa was king of bbq chicken?
I'd kill for the Crazy Calzone from Little Caesars. Like, stright up, murder a mother fucker. Why? The garlic white sauce is sublime, found in the calzone part of the deal - while you still have the mysterious "crazy" sauce that LC has provided for years. Sure there are rumors that the sauce is just a vat of ketchup seasoned by the feet of minimum wage employees - but to me, that's where the spiciness comes from.
Don't @ me.
Seriously though, I thought this was just a gimmick, similar to that of Burger King's "Garlic King Burger," but in both cases I was wrong.
I purchased the pepperoni stuffed crust gimmick that LC released a month or so ago and found it to be an awkward eating experience, with the crust falling off the heart of the pizza - and the the "pepperoni stuffed," crust was basically one pepperoni in each handle. A huge let down that I'll talk to my psychiatrist about at a later day.
The foundation of the Pizza Calzoney is much more solid. When picking up a slice I never feared losing the toppings or having the undercarriage break.
Seriously though, did they change the crazy sauce ingredients, it has a fucking kick!
All in all, this is a great take on pizza and calzones:
19 out of 24 beers.