Corona Forever
It’s that time again. Once in a very blue moon a movie is
released to a very receptive audience. The Jackass franchise of movies
has unleashed the new Jackass Forever movie recently. And as a Krüde tradition,
I go to the first show of the day a Jackass movie is released. Here is my very
honest opinion of Jackass Forever:
BALLS
Plenty of male genitalia on the big screen this go round.
Virtually every cast member (except Johnny Knoxville) makes a star of
their man junk. Mixed feelings about this. Naked dudes on a huge screen is
funny. But gets redundant during this flick
More balls
The stunts the cast put themselves through are rehashes of
older stunts. This time, new Jackass cast members are the victims of the nutty skits.
The new Jackasses are more than willing to sacrifice their health and body in
the name of all things Jackass. The original cast still get punished enough.
But have wisely chosen to step back in the future and let these new likable castmates
do the dirty work. Good for them
Ball abuse
The amount of insane shots to the delicate nether region of man
that these paid stuntmen take is inhuman. Dudes in the theater audience loudly
groaned every time a Jackass cast member got drilled in the nuts. All presented
in glorious 4K viewing and very loud surround sound. Ouch
Overall opinion
Having seen every released version of Jackass related
material over the past 22 years, it was nice to see the gang back together
making each other laugh and cry. Not having Bam Margera there hurt the
movie a bit (he is seen in one scene briefly). The new skits were fun. The new
cast members fit in nicely. This is not a movie you want a child (under 12) to
see. But I’m sure more than a few kids go to see this picture. If I was to
score this movie with an entertainment level rating (from 0 to 10). I would
give it a solid 7.
This was the first movie I had seen in a theater since Bohemian Rhapsody. Having sublime snacks in the form of extra buttery popcorn and cherry Icee’s makes the theater experience worth the costly nature of going. I had mindless fun for about two hours. And that is what being entertained is all about. Viva Jackass!!!!
enjoy every sandwich ….
KK
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