Worst of the Best
People loves lists. Best of. Worst of. Top rusher. Best pitchers. Etc … Krüde is a music loving freak. And I can smell a shitty song from an earshot away. So I have decided to jot down all the tunes by great musical artists that don’t even come close to their creative average. Let the suckage begin!
The Police
Mother
This tune is found on the excellent Synchronicity album.
What a pile of sophomoric shit. Andy Summers wrote this turd. Sting must’ve had
a good laff over this being on the album
Metallica
Escape
This clunker is found on their most excellent Ride The
Lightning album. Probably written to be played on FM radio back in 1984.
Dopey lyrics. Generic riff. Mid tempo crap. The absolute perfection of the
other thrash classics contained on this album make Escape seem like a total hunk of compromised cheese metal
Motley Crue
Brandon
Not sure how this stinker made it on to the already sub par
Crue album Generation Swine. Tommy Lee wrote and sang a song about his
newborn son. The same son who went on to knock out his old man two decades
later (probably cuz of this song)
KISS
Read My Body
Paul Stanley wrote this trash and put it on the awful Hot
In The Shade album. It’s a bad song on a putrid album. KISS trying to rip
off other bands it helped inspire is sad. A bizarre wannabe cock rock anthem that
appeals to nobody
Judas Priest
Johnny B Goode
I know this is a Chuck Berry all time classic. And Priest is
an all time classic metal band. But this lousy cover version appeared on the Ram
It Down album. More like Flush It Down. Possibly the worst cover
song ever recorded. Wonder how much money Chuck got paid to license this tune
to Priest. Hopefully enough to cover the awful stench of this track
Lou Reed
Metal Music Machine
This is for the entire shitty album. Noise for the sake of
noise. Everybody who hears this steaming heap of landfill byproduct wonders how
it was ever released to begin with. Enter with caution. Then curse the moment
you gave this album the green light
There you go. Shit music to avoid. Or to pester asshole
neighbors with.I took these off the top of my head. Plenty more where these
came from. Good thing I can’t remember anymore at the moment. Mahalo
Elvis has left the building….
KK
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