Krüde Xmas List 2022
It just wouldn’t be the holiday
season without Krüde letting the
world know of crass commercialism and the selfish needs of people who need for
nothing. I don’t need anything at the moment that $ can buy. But if I was to
create a list for Santa Claus (like I always do). It will contain items not
easily found on Amazon or other online merchants. Let’s do this!
Hot Leg CD
Justin Hawkins from The Darkness formed this
band in the late 2000’s. Oft forgotten,but not by Krüde. Red Light Fever is
a rocking classic. Put a chick in a thong on the cover and I’m sold
Italian military MRE
Leave it to Italy for supplying their soldiers with a
belt of booze in with their long shelf life chow. Too bad cigarettes are no
longer an MRE item. Would go well with that tiny hooch bottle
Quāāludes
Vintage mellow out pills are always a fascination with me. I
don’t sleep very well. And this ad has a professional looking dude looking beyond
happy having a crappy breakfast. Krüde in the mood for Lüdes
Original recipe Planters Cheez Balls
I was sadly disappointed when these mouthwatering cylindrical snacks made a comeback a few years ago with a different recipe. The original recipe was THE TITS. Fuck Kraft/Heinz for screwing these up.
So there it is. A Krüde Xmas list. I don’t ask for much from
Santa. I always leave him a hip flask of whisky and Tate’s cookies.
So I expect some quality swag under my tree. Happy Holidays!
Love
Peace
Soul
KK
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