It's pizza night in America, motherfuckers, regardless of what day you read this frozen pizza review. Because EVERY FUCKING DAY IS PIZZA NIGHT if you believe it in your future stent filled heart.
Today's frozen pizza is a BIG DEAL.
Buddy's Frozen Pizza just landed in the spotlight! Now, let me tell you, this ain't your run-of-the-mill frozen cardboard disc. No sir, this is the original Detroit Style Pizza, captured in all its top of the pizza saucy, Wisconsin brick cheesy glory and tucked neatly into a Walmart freezer near you.
Picture this: crust so crisp it could make a symphony of crunches jealous, piled high with that brick cheese that dance on your taste buds like a troupe of flavor acrobats. That melty cheese situation—it's like a warm hug from your favorite cousin, except this time, they brought pepperoni. Wait.
Now, let's get real for a moment. Sure, I've had my fair share of Natty Ice beers, but even in my complete black out induced state of mind, I can recognize a gem when I taste one.
Buddy's Frozen Pizza? It's a solid 8.3 out of 10. So, grab a slice (or two, who's counting?) and let Buddy's take you on a journey to pizza paradise. You won't regret it, my friends.