Krüde 2025 NFL Season Preview
Krüde is back! NFL is back. And our wallets become a bit lighter. Pro football is a national (soon to be international) pastime. Save your shekels. Roger Goodell wants you to pay a high premium to see large men in tight fitting uniforms collide with each other while smaller men in equally tight uniforms cheer them on. 2025 has been a strange year….. Now to my team by team analysis (for entertainment purposes only, like the NFL)
Arizona Cardinals-
Kyler needs to click with Marvin by way of Trey. And the defense will
need to be above average. Not likely
Atlanta Falcons- hot offense in Hot ‘Lanta. Penix
leads the flight. Defense sinks these birds.
Baltimore Ravens- as long as the Lamar train is
running at full steam ,these birds will be playoff bound. Still no Super Bowl
Buffalo Bills- this is the year for Buffalo and their
ever frozen fans. Easy schedule and plenty good vibes surround this team
Carolina Panthers- Everybody sleeping on this team. 9
wins seems out of reach, but real gamblers know better
Chicago Bears- Caleb isn’t It. ChiTown in for another droopy
season. This team always thrives with an All World LB. Maybe next draft
Cincinnati Bengals- More Burrow. More Chase. No
defense. Bungles built to compete, but not at championship level. This is known
as MikeBrownitis
Cleveland Browns- Joe Flacco is the starting QB.
Garrett got paid. Enough for the Dawg Pound to remain faithful? Doubt it
Dallas Cowboys- no more McCarthy. Jerry got his
faceless HC. Dak is healthy. Playoffs and maybe a win. Not much else
Denver Broncos- Donkeys have put all their eggs into
Bo Nix’s basket. Will a Year 2 QB win a tough division? Payton’s ego thinks so
Detroit Lions- injury bug sank these cats last
season. Did the rest of the league catch up to them in 2025? Probably
Green Bay Packers - Love is in the air at Lambeau. This team is
sneaky good. Will be a thorn to many foes this season
Houston Texans- C.J. will be running for his life
this year. And an aging Nick Chubb won’t be the man he once was. Middle of the
pack
Indianapolis Colts- Isray dead. Danny Dimes starts at
QB. Curtis Painter is smiling somewhere
Jacksonville Jaguars- want to have some fun at the
local bar this year? Bet somebody to name the Jags head coach (Liam Coen)
Kansas City Chiefs- down year for KC. They will cover
spreads, yet not make a run at SB
Las Vegas Raiders- Pete Carroll comes to Sin City. A
10 win coach with 5 win talent. Maxx will be fun to watch. As always
Los Angeles Chargers- a run first offense with a good
defense. Old school formula for success. Times have changed…..
Los Angeles Rams- This team will break your heart and
drain your wallet. Above average parity spoiler that shows up when you least
expect it to
Miami Dolphins- Fish swim with healthy Tua and
Tyreek. Fish sink when McDaniel gets too cute with play calling
Minnesota Vikings- unproven QB and male cheerleaders.
And an owner named Zygi. Not a formula for double digit wins
New England Patriots- Vrabel time NE. Maybe 3 more
wins. Pats have become average. And boring to watch
New Orleans Saints- worst team on paper. Watch them
cover 75% this season. Just cuz
New York Giants- all hype. Same shitty team. Expect
Mike McCarthy to be HC by 3/26.
New York Jets- God’s Jets now. Fields ain’t nothing
special. Aaron Glenn came home to a dysfunctional shit show
Pittsburgh Steelers- Aaron Rodgers comes to Steel Town. Tomlin gets
to 10 wins. They win. Fans lose
Philadelphia Eagles- I shit on this team last year.
They won the Big Game. I suck. They rule. Until 2/26
San Francisco 49ers- Another Purdy led season.
Healthy stars help. But not enough
Seattle Seahawks- Sam Darnold has finally found a
home. With Cooper Kupp as his prime target. Next…..
Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Mayfield is good when his swagger
is unfettered. Fun team to watch. Wouldn’t bet on them though
Tennessee Titans- a new stadium looms large. Titans
have a shiny,new QB and a few play makers. Not much else
Washington Commanders- Daniels will have to be better
this season. If that is possible. This team won’t surprise anybody this season
Does anybody read written words anymore? Or is TikTok the
new Messiah? NFL will be a PPV only league in a few years. No more free games
on local networks. I will not pay to see this league on television. Or in
person. I will watch at local bars with ultra passionate fans living and dying in
real time with their prop bets (sucker bets).
Cheers!
KK