The Krude Experience - Makeup Breakup Shake Up

 Makeup Breakup Shake Up


Krüde is often times in the company of beautiful women. Blondes. Brunettes. Red Heads. Black hair. Doesn’t matter to me. Pussy be pink.  Broads be broads.

Fifty five. My age. Not too sure how many more spins around the sun are in my proverbial tarot cards. Seen lots of things this world has to offer. If I croaked tomorrow, no regrets. Women are great. Often better than men. I’ve been with lots more than my share of beautiful females. Krüde be Krüde. No compromise. I ride my journey through life on my own track. It’s a one way ticket. No return.

Since I’ve been writing online blogs (11 years or so),I have dated 6 chicks. Each girlfriend had their own merits. As well as their own faults. In other words…. Shit didn’t work out. Always a two way street though. I ain’t no saint either. Bet you knew that already

You’d think I’d learn.

Nope. I am the hopeless non romantic. I don’t like holidays. Or talking on the phone. I’d rather offer up my left nut to science than have to pretend to enjoy shopping at a discount department store. Chicks dig that shit. I don’t.

Most importantly, my recent split from a beautiful woman was due to addiction issues. And not on my part. Watching the person closest to me ruin herself by becoming blackout drunk no less than three times a week was awful. Getting thrown out of hotels due to her boozing wasn’t fun either. Or the time she made a secret ‘cocktail’ before going to a show in NYC. Filling a sports drink bottle with ¾ vodka and hiding the scent of alcohol with incessant cigarette smoking was her MO that evening during the drive. Once in NYC, she disappeared into a bathroom at a random clothing store. Then came out with a $400 jacket 2 minutes later. She proceeded to order more booze at a restaurant until she couldn’t stand up without support. Had to miss the rock show… Way more to tell, but you get the point. Alcoholism is a disease that needs to be treated by professionals. I couldn’t persuade her into a program to recovery. So the split had to happen. Weird that I post this blog on a booze related website. Or that my well seasoned soul couldn’t bear the weight of a pretty girl with a drinking problem. I worry about her. She is incredible when sober. A nightmare when drunk

Writing about failure is very human. We fail more than we succeed. Life isn’t always fair. Being an addict doesn’t make somebody inhuman. Showing compassion towards those who are less ‘together’ should be common practice. Be real. Too much bullshit floating around these days. Mahalo

KK

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