RIP
For anybody thinking Krude is writing an obituary for
somebody recently deceased,you are mistaken. This blog is about products I've
used over the years that have been discontinued. Quality products that somehow
got the eternal boot by misguided company strategists. My eternal scorn is pointed
to said companies for the error of their ways. Let's begin
Planters Cheez Balls
My all time favorite snack to eat. Haven't seen this on
store shelves since around 2007. No other current cheesy puff snack comes
remotely close to the taste of Planters Cheez Balls. I even signed an online
petition to bring back this item. As of the writing of this blog, the Cheez
Balls remain retired by Planters. A damn shame it is.
Nite Flight Malt Liquor
Here's a cheap 40 oz I used to abuse back in the day. I was
introduced to this malt liquor a few years back by a temp worker who appeared
at my company. He was a true 40 oz connoisseur and vouched for this hooch.
Usually found one shelf above the bum wine at the ghetto liquor store. Cool
looking bottle. Good price. Good malty buzz. Sad to hear of its demise.
Jovan Musk Stick Deodorant
The reason I'm writing this blog. I currently found out that
this product is no longer being produced. I have a 1/2 stick left sitting in my
medicine cabinet. I've been using this stuff for years. It's the perfect
scent,in the perfect size container,that doesn't contain alcohol or aluminum.
Fuck you Coty for shelving your best product.
Rockstar Energy Gum
I'm a fan of Rockstar sugar free energy drinks. But this now
discontinued gum was my go to quick energy fix as of the past couple of years. 1
small piece of this gum tasted good,woke you up,and didn't leave a bad funk
taste in your mouth. Perfect little caffeine buzz. Was great to chew after
leaving a bar late at night and heading to another.
People can say 'out with the old,in with the new'. But when
the new is of lesser quality than the old,then there's a problem. Just think WWE
on monday nights. Michael Cole in the announcer chair over Jim Ross? No wonder
Raw ratings are way down.
Stay true
Stay loose
Stay free
KK
@kapn_krude
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