I Pledge Allegiance
I often to have to laugh at people who supply me with their
@yahoo.com or @aol.com email addresses. And laugh every time I hear 'You've got
mail',when one of these people receive an email. Why do I laugh? I'm not quite
sure.It just sounds funny to be using an antiquated email service in 2017. Yet,I
myself use a few old Hotmail email accounts,much to the amusement of a very
successful fashion industry CEO client of mine. A homosexual, as well. He
seemed shocked that anybody would be using anything other than a Gmail account.
I was thinking of opening an aol email account just to have it aurally signal
me when he was around.Just to bust his balls for a quick laff. Never tell Krude
what your weaknesses are. Ha.
Loyalty is the name of the game here. Brand loyalty is the
most common. People get stuck with trademarked logos in their heads-like sharp
fonted barcodes. Lifer tags for the brain. Yuck.
Sports team loyalty is probably the most damaging to
society. There is liking your favorite team. Then there is adhering your soul
to your favorite team. It sickens me to hear people spout minute details about their teams' QB's recent on field performance.
Then hear this same person take the most shallow road when arguing any details
about important current events. The same premise can be applied to people who
live to watch Award Shows. You can tell me who just won the Daytime Emmy for
Best Backstage Fluffer for Men in a Drama.But tell me who Janet Yellen is........
One Nation,Under God.
The Pledge of Allegiance was an every morning thing before
class started when I was a kid. Showing blind allegiance (and under who's
God?),was a punishable offense if it wasn't done properly by the very young
kids. So we had to do it. It was ridiculous to me then to have to recite that
shit. It just creeps me out now just thinking about that pseudo Socialist
Christian crap the grade school curriculum of the late 1970's used to push into
us.
Try substituting the Bible on a courtroom table with a copy
of Dianetics. And tell the judge that you show total allegiance to L.Ron
Hubbard,instead of the accepted legal system scripture. And when the court
swears you in,please exclaim that Trump inspired you to do this. Now That's
being American.
Squat thrusts > jumping jacks- in a perv's world
KK
@kapn_krude
Tags:
krude experience