One
One. Not the lame U2 song from yesteryear. Or the crappy
cologne from Calvin Klein. Not even the shit song from Metallica (Fade to Black
part 3). I'm talking monopoly city here. The things that have a stranglehold on
Us (The Truly Cognizant) and we have no or little choice but to give these
'things' our time and attention. ABOUT FACE! No pinkos allowed on this journey
through Krudeville. FORWARD MARCH!!
Microsoft
Fuck Bill Gates (and his dead nemesis Jobs too). Both of
these sleazy thieves have systematically taken over your life. And YOU let it
happen. Give me a RIM job every time. Or something technical assembled in Turkey. Windows 10 IS Big
Brother. Time to dig out the old Web TV
unit.
ESPN
I remember watching the original ESPN crew back when they
started in the late 70's. I'm sure my father bought cable TV back then just for
sports and scrambled R rated porn. But now,ESPDisney can suck a dick. The
website blows. The broadcasts blow.The magazine blows. And Chris Berman was
kicked to the curb. I'd rather watch championship snooker from international
BBC1 feeds than ESPN.
Libbys Pumpkin Mix
So you thought Krude was all about smear jobs and hate with
this blog. Not so. I give props when they are deserved. Libby pumpkin pie mix
in a can is the ONLY pumpkin pie mix anybody should ever buy. If you need a
good pie crust recipe (9" double crust),please email me at
kapnkrude@hotmail.com. I promise to send one.
NFL
A few maverick football minded businessmen have tried to be
competition to the NoFunLeague. WFL,USFL,XFL. Etc. Have all buckled under the strong
arm of the NFL. The NFL is so powerful,CTE claims and white serial rapist
players go ignored and/or unpunished. That is because it is the almighty $ that
King Goodell prays to everyday.
Masturbation
One is the loneliest number. Telling somebody to
'Fuck themself' isn't such a stinging slay. Jerking off or flipping the bean
keeps most people sane during dry spells in their love lives. Too much
masturbation can lead to this:
Enough of my yakking. Let's Boogie!
Love
Peace
Soul
KK
@kapn_krude
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