De Beers
It's that time of year again. No, not Pizza Day or Groundhog
Day. We're talking Valentine's Day. Or VD, for short.
VD is a legit holiday that lets girls be girls and guys be
suckers. It's a holiday steeped in clouded history due to its truly salacious
nature.Case in point: Back a zillion years ago,a dude named Saint Valentine
illegally married off people and was ultimately executed for this crime. And
some chick who liked ol' SV asked him (prior to execution) to be 'her
Valentine'. Thus begat the ritual of sending love letters on 2/14 to your
lover(s). Bizarre,aint it?
But to ol' Krude,another modern 'love' ritual has got my
knickers in a bunch. This would be the gifting of a diamond to a chick. Not necessarily
a ring,but something small that sparkles and reeks $$$. Women these days expect
nothing less than a 'rock' to place somewhere on their being and be within a strangers'
eyeshot. But why a diamond? Why not a ruby? Or sapphire? Or a pledge pin? Diamonds
are forever... Or so says the De Beers diamond demons from Hell. It was a
slick marketing strategy towards Suffrage championing women from De Beers- the
only game in town in reference to diamond production prior to year 2000. The
only De Beers that mattered to me over time was Colonel De Beers,the pro
wrestler. He was a racist heel,in purest pro wrestling form to garner heat. Krude
loves him some wrestling heels...
Diamonds are nice. And hard. They cannot be scratched. Diamonds
are easy to pawn. All these diamond points I've just made form the ultimate
metaphor for the average man/woman relationship in modern times. Or a
euphemism.
Happy VD to all. May the flowers you may buy or receive be
fresh. And the chocolates be sweet. And the blowjobs you give or receive be
more than handjobs (with benefits).
Love
Peace
Soul
KK
@kapn_krude
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