Back In The Saddle
Aerosmith is a cool rock band. A few pop tinged ballad hit
singles and their name often goes to shit. But they have been playing music
together as long as I've been alive. That's impressive.
The title of this blog is the title of my favorite Aerosmith
song.
I'm Back in the Saddle again.
Lose a chick. Gain a better one. That's the name of the
game. And a girl who likes the hooch. Not Thunderbird (like the readers of this
website admire). But Skyy vodka. And Stella Artois beer.
Score!
It's been a while since Krude has had a meaningful conversation
with a fuckable female. And I mean that in the purest,most wholesome mating
way. We are sexual beings. And those who accept that get the nod in the Krude
book of theology.
A bunch of quasi, non serious (but seriously fun) flings
were my norm for the last 13 months. And it was cool. But with Krude being
mostly a wordy n' nerdy type of conversationalist,finding a chick who can keep
up with my quick wit and worldly candor has been a challenge.
It's Not Love
That's the title of my favorite Dokken song. But for Krude
to throw around the L word,I really have to mean it. I don't fool chicks with
claiming 'undying love' every time I get laid. Pussy is great. But spiritual
connections are better.
Aw fuck. I'm back in AC. Had to cancel a weekend here a few
weeks back due a sore paw. Just had to get my hands on more Wild Irish Rose
Wild Fruit with Ginseng. After tasting this bum wine for the first time in the
presence of Bum Wine Bob,we both agree it a worthy street hooch. But of
course,the chick that is with me today is laughing at my choice (and location)
of booze purchase. Broads will be broads... As long as the pussy is pink.
The AC hotel room box score:
1 bottle Bookers Bourbon
1 Black Box Chardonnay box wine
1 portable bladder of flavored vodka
1 box strawberry Pop Tarts (no frosting)
Wet Light lube
Smiles all around...
Life is good
Better with a better half
KK
@kapn_krude
Tags:
krude experience