Dreams Come True....almost
Not so long ago
In a galaxy called Krudeville
A prayer was answered.
The Gods' answered my call and brought back to production (temporarily,at
least) Planters Cheez Balls. Holy fucking sheepshit! So I bought 2 cases
of the most excellent snack food from Amazon as a pre sale item. Here's my
review of the current Cheez Balls revival:
The last
time I ate Planters Cheez Balls was in 2006. At that point, production was
halted without any real explanation.So trying to find something similar in
taste was difficult. And one thing I was certain of was the distinctive taste
that Planters Cheez Balls have. No other cheese related snack food has been
able to mimic this taste.
My online order
was for 1 case of cheese balls and another case of cheese curls. The cheese
curls arrived about 2 weeks after the initial delivery date. The cheese balls
delivery was pushed back to December 2018. WTF?? I soon found out why.
I really had
to approach the initial unpackaging and opening of product containers carefully.I
didn't want to spoil any potential integrity to this momentous occasion. But as
soon as I saw the first container, I knew something was off. The container is
about 20% smaller than the original container. Then the actual cheese curls
looked way too cheesy. And then came the taste test: No dice. Not even close to
the original taste. Not bad. But not what is expected of Planters Cheez curls.
Total bummer.
Now this was
only the cheese curls. The cheese balls have been delayed to me. But not before
a few cans were released to the public. I have read the online reviews of the
new Planters Cheez Balls. And the same wrong taste issue seems to be present in
both products. Damn. I hope the delay on my shipment is due to the manufacturer
needing time to master the elusive Planters cheese formula. If not, then Krude
says stay away from this inferior product. Cheetos are a superior
product to this current batch of Planters. Word.
Dreams do
come true. Just not in the form a certain discontinued junk food. Mahalo
Grinning:
sinning
KK
@kapn_krude
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