8 Weeks
Now is the most dreaded time of the year for Krude.
The next 8 weeks will be nothing but hectic stress sprinkled with occasional
bits of ecstasy. Holidays,foul weather,manic New Jersey
drivers,overplayed seasonal music and birthdays. Plenty of babies have been conceived
due to Valentines Day bareback fucking. So many of my personal circle of family
and friends are born in November. Shit. Having to make joyful noises more than
usual isn't very Krude. It sucks.
The usual built in distractions from the obvious mundane 'holidayisms'
are found in extra sports broadcasts and seasonal booze offerings. Nothing
beats a Sam Adams Winter Lager draft after a long day of bullshit. Add a
good basketball or football game on the tube. And order up some quality eats.
At least for 3 hours you can lose yourself in good shit. Then go home to the
bad shit. Mahalo
Living in Northeast NJ during holiday season is pure
torture. Check a map. No fewer than 10 major roadways flow through Krude
headquarters.And all of those roadways contain multiple gigantic shopping
malls.Getting home from work is a complete bitch. I've been stocking up on dry
goods and Canadian MRE meals(kicks ass) to avoid the traffic on days
off. No use in trying to drive anywhere. My blood pleasure is normal. It needs
to stay that way.
At the end of the next 8 weeks is a new year. File the old
news deep into the cerebrum,turn right. Focus on the future. Smack your old
lady on the ass for good luck. Whatever it takes....
Words to live by:
Lord loves a working man
If you get it Get rid of it
Never trust whitey
KK
@kapn_krude
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