Krude New Years 2019 Predictions
2018 was another turd of a year for Krude. Dealing
with death,a new job,heartache,etc... the usual shit.I had my hands full.Liars
were lying, believing their own bullshit.Pain was very painful.It wasn't an
easy year. But Krude carries on. And uses his supernatural mental powers to
predict the future that is 2019. Can you handle this freakish insight?
Hope so. Let's go! For
entertainment purposes only
All
criminals convicted of major felonies in 2019 will be released under the guise
of 'protecting our borders' on foot. Or die in jail
Taco and
burrito will listed under 'continental cuisine' at restaurants in 2019
XFL
football will create much needed publicity by staging body building contests
between players. Anabolic steroids optional,but recommended
Fortified
wine will now be fortified with cannabis oil and guarana. So you can be
drunk,stoned,and wired with two sips
Condoms
will be made to be reused up to 10 times. Wash 'em off and go again.And
again.And again....
Dick
Cheney will continue to 'stay the course'
A real
sequel to Saturday Night Fever will be made called Sunday Night and Sixty. It
will show Tony Manero still dancing to Tavares music.And banging chicks at the
old folks home with Denny Terrio as his foil
Smart
phones will only be able to be owned by smart people. All the morons of the
world will have to use flip phones. Which means most of the world.Buy stock in
Motorola now
Pickup
truck owners will be legally required to actually use the bed of the truck.
Strong boxes and quicky sex acts don't count
El Chapo
will be found not guilty of all federal charges against him. He will then sue
the American government for $1Trillion for all the hassle
Any rock
band that uses the word 'farewell' to describe their tour MUST retire at the
end of said tour. Or risk banishment to North Korea
There you
have it. 2019 will shape up to being a stellar year. Remember to toast life, love, friends, enemies and pets on New Years Eve. Krude will be Krude. That's
a guarantee.
Cheers!!!
KK
@kapn_krude
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