Krude Xmas List 2018
Ho Ho Ho. It's that time of year again.When things like egg
nog, Cella's chocolate covered cherries and tipping the gas jockey (we
don't pump our gas in NJ) are logical options. Krude is back with his
yearly Xmas list. No exceptions.
If Santa is really checking his list twice, then he
shouldn't have any issue bringing Krude his gifts this year. Unless he means
business about the naughty or nice shit. Sodomy is legal in New Mexico
Tommy Wiseau brand classic briefs
These look like wrestling trunks for the Magic Mike crew. Tommy's
name on the waistband is a lot cooler than seeing Jockey or Hilfiger. Viva la
marble bag!
Sega Genesis system
Krude loves him some 16 bit video game graphics. Need Joe
Montana Football 94 and Beavis and Butt-head games to go with it. Nerding up
can be cool. For a few hours.
Vintage Green Eyeshade
These visors should be mandatory for anybody working in a
bright flourescent bulb lit area. Krude wants one to wear to a casino card game.
Don't expect pussy wearing any kind of visor
Nude Playing Cards
Krude used to have this item. But through a few
relocations, I lost the cards. Plenty of female pubic hair is preferable when
getting a set of nudie cards. It makes playing poker much more interesting
Gazillion Bubble Show tickets
Having seen this show before. Krude is well aware to be
totally lit to witness this kiddie spectacle. Tons of soapy bubbles and stage
lights make this a bizarre winner
There you have it. I mean, Santa. If I don't get at least one
of these gifts, I riot.
Have a swell holiday season. Don't drink anything Krude
wouldn't touch. Cheers!
Deck the Ho's
KK
@kapn_krude
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