Heroes n' Holidays
With MLK day firmly in the books for 2019, Krude wants
to champion some unsung heroes in the same manner that Marty King gets every
year. Difference is, I'm Krude, the world isn't. So when I choose a person to
celebrate yearly for their lifelong contributions to society in a positive
manner,this person HAS earned MY utmost respect. MLK was the tits. Ballsy
tits, to be exact. So ballsy tits is the benchmark here. Let's Roll!
Thomas Crapper
Sometimes I wish when somebody has to have a bowel
movement,they would say "I need to take a Krude". That would
be choice. But not to be for me. It is reality to a now deceased man named Thomas
Crapper. A 19th century plumber who invented new ways to flush turds out of
the bathroom. A Crapper toilet product was top of the line then. His name prominently
displayed on the units. How the word crap became so maligned over time, I'll
never know. This man should have been Knighted for his dedication to better
bathroom plumbing supplies.
Michael Lang
Woodstock will be 50 years young this summer. I doubt
Michael Lang had love,peace and music on his mind when he put this historic festival
together in 1969. More like the three P's: pot, pussy,and profit.Nothing
more American than those P's. And not in that order. ML also got a lot of
screen time in the Woodstock movie. Fully clothed. Luckily
Wayans family
How many people are in this super talented family and are there
more on the way? Since the late 1980's,no group of blood relatives have been
more entertaining than the Wayans family. Celebrating a day of Wayans would be
a blast. And necessary. Parades,mixed drink specials,dance contests judged by
Fly Girls, and Jim Carrey as the token funny White guy. Sounds like a winning
holiday to me.
Krude
Your blog host with the most. A holiday celebrating my
overall MO of being true to myself and respectful of all would be refreshing.
For me,that is. All the free booze and great seats at sporting events would be
mine for the taking. And the porn stars I take pictures with would come home
with me (instead of charging $20 for a Polaroid). Krude Day. When everybody
gets lit and laid. Yes!
MLK day is a remembrance of a time when social and racial
unrest was being broadcast on TV to millions for the first time. Martin spoke
words of truth then. And inspired many more millions of Americans over the
course of 1960's history to the present day. Racism is bullshit. Everybody is human.
Everybody deserves to be on equal footing. Mahalo
Love
Peace
Soul,
KK
@kapn_krude
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