Off My Chest
Starting a New Year off with being stuck in the same
previous year rut isn't very Krude. It's just being a losing schnook. I
am somebody with a keen eye for all things absurd yet essential. And all things
blatantly normal. Krude wants to point out a few things that fall into both categories.
What I see is what YOU get not counting orgy porn
It burns me to the innermost part of my guts to see a grown
man tugging a small carry-on bag on casters behind him at the airport. This bag
can easily be 'carried'. Krude uses travel luggage that is easy to carry and
fits anywhere on a plane,train,or bus. Why men do this is beyond bizarre. For
chicks and kids it's ok. Dudes doing this bullshit should be castrated. And
forever prevented from spawning more spacehogging dumbfucks.
Red light car texting is all the rage in New Jersey. Stop
for a red light,pick up your phone,and get a text off to your old lady (or old
man). Fuck that. Cops can't pinch you for texting when your are stopped. It's
when the asshole texting doesn't realize the light is green for at least 5
seconds that irritates Krude. I just lean on the horn and flip my ample size
middle finger at them. More often than not,those a-hole drivers don't
understand why I am mad. Millenials are usually the culprit.
Salt is the most important ingredient in any food dish. It
brings out flavors like no other spice can. When used in moderation. Somebody
needs to alert EVERY fast food joint in the world about this. Krude does enjoy
a Big Mac every so often. But lately,the 'meat' of the BM has been
punished with salt. Same goes for the Burger King Whopper. Same goes for
anything on the Taco Bell menu. If salt is the cost effective way to
keep fast food tasty for the masses, Krude will have to avoid these places for
good. Lucky I live near a bunch of great local road food joints. Rutts Hut
here I come.
Light beer was the 'devils juice' back in the 1970s (I was
alive then). It was often lambasted by EVERYONE for being light on taste.Just a
watered down version of a better product. Then in the late 70's,a bunch of cool
TV commercials for Miller Lite Beer featuring noted drunkard sports
personalities made it almost acceptable to drink a light beer. Well, Krude had a
light beer recently (first time since the 1990s). It will also be my last.
WTF?!?!! Less filling.Tastes like shit. Fuck that swill. At any price.
Krude makes no apologies for my bitching. Opinion is
backbone. And lifeblood. Mahalo
Somewhat naturally stoned...
KK
@kapn_krude
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