Cisco Super Sunday Celebration
Another year goes by. And another fine bum wine falls by the
wayside. Cisco, or as its known on the streets as Liquid Crack,is the
latest casualty in the needless purging of classic fortified wines by somewhat embarrassed
wineries. Krude did manage to buy a few rare bottles of Cisco before
they became extinct. And only busting them out for special occasions. This time
it's for the most globally celebrated holiday ever: Super Bowl Sunday
Super Sunday is a yearly professional American football
event that makes even the most remotely casual football fan feel like Jimmy
the Greek when they win a coin toss prop bet. Millions of pizzas will be
under baked and delivered. Oceans of beer will be gulped.Toilets will flush en
masse during $10Million a half-minute commercial breaks. And some less
tenured cops will work the beat (for twice the pay) during this non holiday,holiday.
hope you blow less than a .05
As always,Krude goes his own way in celebrating a violent
sport. Spending Super Weekend in Atlantic City and scarfing down fresh
seafood at Harry's in Ballys. Play some craps. And drink some Green
Apple Cisco. Life is good.
Cisco has never been taken lightly by Krude. A 750 ml (roughly
23 ounces) bottle of Cisco can twist even the most hardened alcoholic into a
hysterical mess of man. Pacing is everything with Cisco. And that is half the
fun of drinking it. Don't get too naked or annoying too quick.And be sure to
have something in your stomach before binging on Cisco.Damn, I will miss this syrupy
36 proof shit.
Checking into hotel the day before Super Bowl Sunday has its
advantages. It also has its disadvantages. Hard Rock hotel is playing host to a
Tim McGraw concert. Never seen so many F150's and ill fitting mom jeans
in one place before. What part of Rock is Tim McGraw? Fuck it. Krude
brings his portable JBL speaker and cranks up some Heartbreakers. And
not of the Tom Petty variety.
Piss poor game between Rams and Patriots. Belicheat skunked
out another win. Time will not be kind to this current Patriots run. NFL just
waiting for Kraft,Bill,and Brady to retire. Then the truth will come out about
the Patriots fraud. Fuck them
This tune kinda sums up this Krude adventure. Thanks Teddy
Morgan
Green Cisco and Spam Forever
KK
@kapn_krude
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