Same As The Old Boss
Gotta face facts. Nothing truly lasts forever. Unless your
name is Keith Richards or military hardtack.That's how it ALL
goes. The universe spins. And spins. And spins I'm drunk now
In the world of cheap,high alcohol content wine,the reality
is that the old guard is slowly being phased out to welcome a new bottom shelf
breed. Saying goodbye to Night Train Express and Cisco has been
like losing a dear friend of many years. The good times. The bad times. And all
the low rent bragging rights that come with drinking such swill. The drunken
buzz those two fortified classics gave me (and many others) will never be
duplicated. Nor will the nasty sugar fueled hangovers they created. Americana
at its served cold,brown bagged best. Its been a great ride together.Godspeed...
Krude isn't one to sulk and brood for very long. So I had to
test some new naughty waters and report back to these pages. Here are some of
my findings:
Dark Horse wine in a can. Usually found in a
glass bottle fairly cheap. This can was found chilled at Best Liquors in
Atlantic City.Perfect for koozie,wine glass or quick chug. At 13.5%,it has the
same sting as the average MD or Four Loko. But this stuff goes down super
smooth. Not too sweet. No crazy bad aftertaste. Just good cheap, buzz worthy
hooch.Of course,I'm mixing it with pork cracklins'. Let's party! Krude
approved.
Next up is another can of strong,chilled wine. This one
comes from House Wine. I found a limited edition can of 12% sparkling
rose to try. Not bad. Tastes like a sparkling Barefoot wine.Or a vintage 1980's
wine cooler.With way more kick.This low rent hooch is chick friendly. If your
skirt drinks two of these,your evening will be VERY social. Not sure whether
either of these can wines are available anywhere besides New Jersey. But if you
see them.pick a few up. You will not be disappointed. Have a few koozies handy
too.
Lastly, Krude found a cheap Long Island Iced Tea in a small
plastic bottle. This drink is made by Montebello. The bottle is perfect
to sneak into a football stadium or rock show. Just pour this over ice and have
42 proof worth of knockoff LI iced tea at your beckon. Tastes like a new
fangled fortified wine. Has a Thunderbird warmth to it. Not bad. Not for the
ladies either. Nice buzz.
In closing, Krude did his homework to find some inexpensive
and tasty portable booze. The future is
bright for the bottom shelves of your favorite liquor stores. Don't let any
dust collect on these winners. Cheers!
Lost in the sauce again...
KK
@kapn_krude
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