Work It Out
Krude isn't the kind of guy to go to a gym. I don't
really need to. I keep in good shape by being sensible about eating. Booze
intake included. Tough to admit to that.
Watching older, fatter people than me squeezing into yoga
pants/shorts who go to a local park and walk around a large pond a few times is
sad. Having spirited sex will work off the same amount of calories as a 20
minute walk. And more fun. Then why the stretch maxed spandex and ugly running
shoes? Cock meets pussy: much more fun. Metabolism is better served carnally. If
only They knew.
Dieting isn't something I keep in my playbook either. The
only time I needed to lose weight was after a few surgeries and I couldn't
exercise at all. I put on about 20 lbs. Had fun gaining the weight. Then had to
lose it. Took around two months of eating 1/2 the amount of food I had been
eating previously to lose the weight. Didn't restrict any foods either. Worked
like a charm.
Every time I drive by a 24 Hour Fitness gym I see a
bunch of Millennial aged horndogs trying to look their best as they make their
way inside the place. A pick up joint is really what this gym is. With access
to funky elliptical machines. I'm not knocking this. It's just that I miss
going to bars and doing my pussy rounds by being in street clothes and having a
drink in my hands. The only people going to fitness gyms back in my younger
Krude days were gays and wannabe pro athletes.
I'm really not sure why people seem to lose themselves as
they get older. It is as though most have given up on themselves due to a
lifestyle choice. I've tried to be the same person I've always been. Just
updating a few fashion and manscaping things here and there.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or whatever that old
proverb is. Being and looking healthy is very important to me. I always expect
the women in my life to be the same. Sometimes yes. Sometimes no. But life is
always interesting. That is a given.
Eating out > Eating in
KK
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