Happy Krude Year!
Another year has been filed deep into the Krude cranium.
2019 was easily the worst year I've had in a long while. But 2020 is
shaping up to be one of my best. I'm back again making my annual New Years
predictions. And, as always for entertainment purposes only Let's do it!
Roger Stone will create a new prison swingers club amongst
inmates in 2020. He will wear the panties.Often
A new strain of the clap will strike those who only wear condoms
during sex. And can only be cured by using thoughts and prayers
Oreo cookies will be made to be giant size and wrapped
individually. The cream filling alone in the giant cookie will be known as the
best legal high available without needing an Rx
People who wear shorts and flip flops in weather that is below
40 degrees F will be arrested and automatically sentenced to live in South
Florida and will be given the legal name of Florida Man
Being a body double for a famous person will be the new reality
show for the masses. Show will be called Tavistock Rocks!
Step mom and step son porn will be replaced with the more
realistic family inbreeding creampie porn. Kin Skin will be the new smut genre
Trans fat will make its triumphant return to fast food menu
items. A coupon for a half price angioplasty will come with purchase receipt
Rock concert promoters will start booking holograms only rock
tours. This eliminates the need for any dead musician to be alive to make big $
on the road
El Chapo with help from El Mayo will leave his maximum security
cell in Colorado by way of shape shifting
Dick Cheney will continue to stay the course
There it is. 2020 will be a very
interesting year. Drink plenty of clean, fresh water. And keep your belly full
enough with chow. Life is worth living when living is worth dying over. Cheers!
Happy
New Year!!!
KK
@kapn_krude