Happy Krude Year 2021!!!
Allô. Time for more Krude New Years predictions. A tradition of sorts in these parts. The year 2021 seems like it could use a good kick in the culo. And your opinionated yet sweet blog author is just the man to do the kicking. Grab your ankles 2021 cuz Krude gonna make you humble. Here is my list. As always for entertainment purposes only
Professional wrestling will become totally legit in 2021.
Bookers and promoters will now become expert analysts for ESPN. Which will
instantly ruin any credibility they seek
Contactless food delivery services will mean MAKE YOUR OWN
FUCKING FOOD
A vacation will be defined as any time away from the daily
grind. Thus leaving private bathroom time as the only true vacation
5G wireless service will run its course in 2021. Land line
phones with 20' cords will make a spectacular comeback
Dick Cheney will stay the course
Openly dumb celebrities will be banished from making any
statements through the mass media.They will communicate through subliminal
persuasion sex
Weather predicting services will be forced to actually look
outside the office window at the current weather for accuracy
El Chapo will be getting his own reality show from inside his
Supermax prison cell called Chapo and the Man
Paul McCartney will be revealed as the ultimate Masked Singer
A new casino game will be created that has a house advantage of
99%. Then that will be the norm going forward
There you have it. Your future spelled out for you. No need for the Old Farmer's Almanac. Krude got you covered. Enjoy the next 365 days. And don't get any on you.
Happy New Year!!!
KK
@kapn_krude