Krude Xmas List 2020
2020 has been a bizarre year. So Krude himself feels compelled to create a truly unique Xmas List to send to the North Pole. Seeing that social distancing (6' of Me space) is the worldly way of the moment.It will be quite ok if Santa sends my swag via two day Amazon shipping. No need for him to stop into my apartment to grab the bourbon and Tate's cookies I always leave for him. I'll double up the bounty for next year. Let's roll!!!
Motorhead whiskey
Just 'cuz
Hi tech orthotic
Saw this recently. I have padded orthopedic inserts in all of my footwear. A no brainer gift in my world
Peter North Power Pills
Need to have this in my bathroom medicine cabinet. Let all
my nosey guests truly know the score
Dirty Harry pinball machine
Silverball Museum in Asbury Park, NJ doesn't have this machine.
Therefore, I MUST own it!
Uranium Ore
The ultimate can of social distancing. Radioactive
properties will keep those in the know on edge. And away
Original Alice Cooper School's Out vinyl album
This all time classic album originally came with women's panties wrapped around the vinyl. Quite the conversation piece amongst the family during holiday dinner
So that's all I crave from Jolly Saint Nicky this year. And maybe some CBD gummies in my stocking. Mahalo
Yule log and spiked egg nog...
KK
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