The Krude Experience - Ah Chew!

Ah Chew!

Krüde, being a true Gentleman of Leisure, always brings his A game to these pages. This edition finds me spending a weekend with my chick at her house. And the fun I come up with to make the broad smile ear to ear.


I got my hands on a new kind of Flintstones vitamin for the hard drinking kind of men out there. They are called Blue Chews. And they are the new fangled way of packaging a dick pill. Packaged individually and tasting like a sweet combo of both Wilma and Betty. These fun poppers work. Especially for the whisky drinking crowd. Krüde approved. Blue chewable dick pills should be found at every airport and dive bar from now on. No need for Rx.

Gotta admit. Having beer, cigarettes and Cocoa Crispies for breakfast is fucking awesome. Anybody who eats Mueslix or any ‘healthy’ breakfast cereal are just fooling their Starbucks loving selves. Coffee is for dumb suckers who need a slight boost. Fuck that. Beer for breakfast is where its at.

Another hot summer half way through. I turn another year older next week. My bank account always in flux. My gf always in flux. Life goes on…. Enjoy the fuck out of it. Cheers!

Lit to be straight

 

KK

@kapn_krude

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