It's the holidays and you know what that means: pretending that gift Aunt Velma gave you was just what you'd been wanting.
She saw it on Facebook and just knew it was for you.
Don't be like Aunt Velma - here are some cool Christmas gift ideas for the wrestling fan in your life:
Hot Sauces
Who the fuck doesn't like to kill their insides with various concoctions of peppers? I've been doing it for most my life, which explains the bleeding ulcer and sleepless nights.
I didn't realize there were hot sauces being made that were attached to prowrestlers - but there is. One company I recently learned of is Snack Season Sauces.
https://tapesfromthecryptsnackseason.bigcartel.com/category/hot-sauce
As of this column they have six sauces (soon seven) on their Big Cartel store: KG's Buffalo Sauce, Mickie Knuckles Thick & Sassy Sauce, Cactus Jack'd King of Death Sauce (Currently Sold Out) Blockbusted Sauce, Matt Cardona's Heat Magnet Sricrach Sauce (Sold Out) and Weekend At Bernies Sauce. Click to the link to find out more about these sauces.
In the past they've released GCW branded sauces, along with Rickey Shane Page & Effy.
And tell them you want a bWbDennis "Hair of The Dog" sauce soon!
Wrestling Soap?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/simonbabycatsoapco
Simon Babycat Soap Co. is trying to fix a long standing problem of indie wrestling shows: the stink. And we're not talking about Ryback match. We're talking that funky dank waft of the unwashed that find themselves the hipsters and hardcores of the indie scene.
You should see the beautiful work that this company does - each soap unique in it's own chunk of whatever soap is made from (What, I'm not a fucking scientist, jesus).
SBSC focuses on the hardcore scene, creating soap for the likes of Lindsey Snow, John Wayne Murdoch, Mickie Knuckles, Neil Diamond Cutter, Larry The Legend, and the list goes on.
Candles ...
Yup. Candles.
Say, why not make Christmas a bit romantic? Or just smell a little bit better (also, buy the soap, ya stinky fuck).
I need to buy that Berry Windham, just because I love Barry Windham so damn much. But this company creates a plethora of wrestling related candles, including Veda Scott, Missa Kate, Billie Starkz. Check out there website to see what is still in stock and what is coming in the future.
T-shirts, duh.
You can buy rasslin' t's all over the place, but I wanted to mention fuck prowrestlingtees.com, there's a new T-shirt Daddy and that's What A Maneuver!
They focus on the indie wrestling scene with really cool designs, quality feeling t-shirts and customer service that destroys the competition.
It also doesn't hurt that they aren' smug assholes.
And yeah, we have a store front there: https://whatamaneuver.net/collections/bumming-with-bobcat
There's more out there ... wrestlers with their own beer or soda ... personalized videos.
Don't be like Aunt Velma.