Krüde New Years Predictions 2022
Another year down the
proverbial shitter. 2021 was a weird one. Krüde had his usual amount of excessive kicks. No
surprise there. 2022 will be more of the same for me. So to keep in line
with the sanctity of tradition, I give to you my predictions for the world in
the New Year. Heaven help us…
People
will turn to a more simple way of life by adopting Amish life hacks
Asbestos
will make a return in the form of a rebrand called Build Sugar
Voyeurism
will eclipse television viewage as the world’s largest form of private
entertainment
All
members of the Cheney family will continue to stay the course
Pizza
will be rightfully placed as its own food group within the FDA
Alien beings,
the Greys, will target only those who drive Smart cars for their DNA collecting
requirements
Branded
rock bands with zero original members will dominate the live music circuit
Beer
prices at professional sports stadiums will rise by 175% for no apparent reason
Highway
tolls will be called as they really are: Highway tax
El
Chapo will get to 38% finished with his latest escape plan from a supermax
prison
Happy New
Year!!!!
Don’t get too
much on you,
KK
@kapn_krude