Before we start, it's time we start investigating who this "mysterious benefactor," is in Paradigm Pro Wrestling. What is his or her angle with these anonymously beautiful gestures? There has to be a catch. It's time I get my Sherlock Holmes hat out of the closet and catch a scoop!
Now listen; I watched this after the New South show, and to say I was feeling fine would be a lie. I was flying high, and this was perfect for the paring as my attention span was in two billion places.
Josh Crane came out and destroyed Tanner Keeler in like two minutes. Crane is a badass man; he just has THAT LOOK. The one you hope doesn't catch a glimpse of you. Because you're likely to say something stupid and piss him off.
And that's never good.
Persia Pierce came up just short against Victor Analog but showed a lot of heart - she's on the brink, I'm telling you, write her name down and next year when everyone is throwing her praise, you can say "Yeah motha fucker, we were on that train already," she's that good. But let's not forget that Analog aint a slouch - he ended this match with a thunderous conviction that would have laid out anyone.
So, Mayhem wasn't what I was expecting, and unfortunately for him, Mathis is worse than Mayhem, but in a good way or I guess a bad way for Mayhem, who couldn't get past a minute in the chaos that is Mathis.
Mathis is a reimagining of Zed from Police Academy, and I won't take no for an answer. Zed went out on a normal call, met someone on meth, took the meth and went crazy, becoming a fighting machine the world has never seen before.
Maybe I need to drink some water.
DDT Trash talk some shit on the mic. 44oh come out. Looks like there might be a scuffle. No scuffle. Vincent Nothing in comes out, interesting.
Later on, Nothing obliterates George Broman Jr in under a minute; dude is just a fucking scary dude and future PPW champion, if you ask me.
Irving West making his debut and Dustin Leonard welcomes him the only way you can be welcomed in to PPW UWFi; a lot of leg strikes, body slams and fists to the cranium. West took it to the ground and that was what you'd call Bad Idea Jeans, as he is instantly tapped by Leonard.
The Baddest Man in the land, Big Beef took another step in his journey to the top of PPW and everywhere else he goes, took on Max ZERO - but ZERO wasn't here to be used as another steppingstone to the destination. This match went almost four minutes; that's like Flair v. Steamboat type numbers. When there is four minutes of action in a UWFi match, you know you've seen violence and meaty men doing meaty things. Beef was definitely challenged in this battle but is able to escape with another victory.
We haven't heard the last of ZERO though, count on that.