Cheap Fuckery
Krüde has a way of coming up with blog ideas by using
song titles. Not this time. Some past and current people I’ve dealt with are
the inspiration behind these typed out words (never dictated, BTW).
Cheap fucks are found everywhere.
There, I said it. I completely dislike the cheap fucks of the
world. I’m not talking about those who use coupons. Or try to get the best deal
on a car or vacation. I’m talking about the assholes who deliberately skip out
of paying their share of a bar tab. I’m talking about people who save every
penny they earn (accumulating a huge amount over time ) while trying to scam
freebies wherever or whenever they can. There are more than just a few of these
pricks fouling up this sweet planet. I personally know a few. Here are some cheap
fuck stories for you:
I know somebody who took home a slightly used catering tray
of ziti from a Xmas party. He ate ziti every night (nothing else) for dinner
for a week. Then bragged about how he spent less than $5 on food that week.
This guy doesn’t get laid much, obviously
Another sad sack of a cheap fuck would scour overstock,
discount stores for his clothes. Except, he would make sure that the clothes he
bought were at the absolute, bare bones, rock bottom price. So he often walks
around wearing mismatching suits. Or knit shirts that were made irregular. Or
shoes that are a size too big. What a loser
Cheap fuckery is a disease. Nobody needs to live their life thinking spending money is a crime. That’s sad. I spend every penny I earn. Life is short. Get the most out of it. Save a few sheckles for a rainy day. Otherwise LIVE LIFE LARGE!
Blue light special in a Red light district,
KK
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