Super Duper Extra Fun Sunday
Living on the East Coast in New Jersey during
the month of February means cold weather, packed shopping malls and
morons who think wearing shorts is cool when the temperature is 28° F. For the rest of the world, the Super
Bowl is the main event of the month. Yes, that Big Game. The
unsanctioned game of American football that determines a ‘champion’.
With a sometimes watchable half time show. The game itself isn’t the star of
the day. That accolade belongs to every football fan who dreams big for their
indoor booze and grease tailgate parties. Vegetables need not apply….
The NFL is one of the most closely guarded businesses
in the world. They don’t even want anybody using the words Super and Bowl
together in any kind of advertising. They have trademarked the phrase Super
Bowl. I honestly think if the NFL could split the Big Game festivities to 3
days of ‘competition’, they would. $$$ is king in NFL land.
When a football game becomes the most globally watched event
of the year, you can be certain that there is more than just big dudes wearing
tight knickers colliding into each other. Gambling is the name of the
game. Whether you waste time and money on fantasy football. Or use a
sports gambling app, getting action on the big game is BOSS. Even the
kids get involved with the action. Welcome to 2023: nobody wants to be
or act their age
Kansas City Chiefs vs Philadelphia Eagles. This is
your matchup for the Lombardi Trophy. Who do you like? Or which side of
the coin toss are you betting on? Does it really matter which way the day goes?
No. Super Sunday is the ultimate fun day. Nothing to think about except
where the closest bathroom is. And creating an alibi to cover your monetary
losses to your nearest and dearest.
Your buddy Krüde isn’t going to be meek on Super
Sunday. Or jovial. I will be me as I always am: Krüde. No surprise there. I
don’t care who wins or loses. Spending time with friends and loved ones is more
important than watching an organized shit show masking as a sport. Where grown
men cry when they lose. Cry when they win. Tears for the hell of it. Enjoy the
game!
Krüde prediction: Chiefs 24 Eagles 19
Penetrate the evening….
KK
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