Hott n’ Sticky Stucky
Some like it hot….
Not Krüde. I hate very hot weather. Just isn’t fun to
be in my skin when the thermometer reads a long line of red. Any temperature
over 85 degrees F feels like being inside of a hot oven to me. Summertime means a lot to a lot of people. Just
give me good air conditioning and great food and drink and I’m fine. Sweating
is for playing sports and sex. Not for adult socializing or overall carousing. Dehydration
is real concern. Gotta be riding high on pH infused water at all times (thank
you old man Gout).Boozing during hot days is a very draining operation. Be
real. Listen to your body. Stay lucid. Cool as ice
Like most holidays, summertime is the time for children to
find themselves. Summer vacation from school was always a time to wake up later
and use the current weather conditions to your advantage. Playing outdoors as a
child is the most fun I’ve ever had. Summer days were always the longest before
sundown. Longer curfew. Mom letting me play
until 8pm. That meant from 10am to 8pm was pure kiddie Krüde bliss. I miss that
adolescent innocence. Bicycles, bubble gum, Nerf football, Wiffle Ball…
whatever it took to have fun. No need for cell phones or internet. Kids being
kids…
These days I have various methods of keeping my being from being sweaty. I have
previously extolled the virtue of a product called Fresh Balls. A cream
that dissolves into a powder to keep my genitals from getting the bad funk.
Around $10 a tube or so. Good deal. Then I use my high quality, home made soaps
to stay fresh all day. I prefer shea butter and activated charcoal as the main
ingredients for my personal use soap. Then finish with a fresh newer fragrance
like Fragrance One Unisex. My chick approves. And I get laid with
regularity. Mahalo
Summer season is here NOW. Have a blast! Don’t break any laws that a bail bondsman can’t get you out of. Cheers!
Wieners and toasty buns,
KK
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