I know what you are thinking. You're sitting in your living room, waiting for the Brittney Spears book to drop, so you can see what a monster that guy from that one boy band that sounds like all the other boy bands. You feverishly refresh your twitter feed and then it happens.
You see the link to this blog post and you see the image. You put your phone down and you ask: "What the fuck is a 3 minute pizza,".
I'll tell you what a 3 minute pizza is.
It's rock bottom. But goddamn it, the bottom is kind of ... delish.
No, seriously.
But listen - don't put it in the microwave as it directs.
Put it in the air fryer like an adult. On this day, I bought a meat trio 3 minute pizza. Ham, Pepperoni and Sausage. I doctored it up a little bit, because fuck you I do what I want.
Sure, it's not Frank Pepe's - but it's better than ramen for the 23rd straight night.
The toppings are fine, they are what you'd imagine a 3 minute pizza topping to be; however i'll tell you this: There's something about that sauce that i don't like. There's this really strange sweetness. I fixed that by dumping Hot One's new "Pepper X" sauce on it.
Side note: Don't do that.
I'd give this frozen pizza a 2.6 out of 5. Would and will eat it again. I mean, it's $1.50. How can you turn down that price?