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Monday, July 24, 2017

The Krude Experience - Dumbfucks


Dumbfucks

It is becoming quite clear that the vast majority of Americans are complete dolts. Morons. Dullards. Shitheads. Dumbfucks. Etc... Everywhere I go. Everything my naked eyes see. Everytime I watch,read or listen to current event news. Pure peripheral stupidity is the ovewhelming factor is just about EVERYTHING these days.


Huge amounts of people continue to shop at Wal Mart. Why? Their prices aren't that great. Their selection of goods (mostly made in China) is limited and awful. I only buy Rx pills there because its the best deal (dirt cheap) Wal Mart has. But it is truly sad to watch the Dumbfucks of this area of NJ shop at that shitty place of business,thinking they are saving big $ on all their needs. They are not. Best to buy local and keep $ flowing to NJ people. Fuck the Walton (Arkansas) family. They screw over more Americans with their business practices than anybody. Except maybe the Koch family.

The price of concert tickets is still way out of control to see arena and stadium shows. Who is really willing to fork over $250 a ticket to see Guns N' Roses at Madison Square Garden to sit in a mediocre seat? Dumbfucks,that is. Two upcoming shows for GnR at MSG are essentially sold out. I just saw Iron Maiden in NJ and paid $110 for a mediocre seat. And Maiden brings an awesome stage show with them. So why are people paying inflated prices to see an inflated band with a basic stage set? Beats me. I'll pass on that bullshit.

Dumbfuck jurors are letting obvious criminals walk free. How the fuck did Bill Cosby walk out of a courtroom recently still a free man? Because two dumbfuck jurors couldn't convict a guy who admitted to drugging women before they had non consensual sex. WTF? Same with the idiot jurors during the Roger Clemens perjury trial who couldn't convict a guy of lying about his PED usage with multiple witnesses to the crimes. Double WTF? Remember kids,rich people DON'T get convicted of crimes. Lizzie Borden set this standard in the mass media market of America in the 1890's.

Who voted for Chris Christie in New Jersey to be governor for two terms? Dumbfucks who didn't do their homework about this loser. Christie had crapped out of NJ politics in the late 90's due to his crooked ways. Only to come back in 2001 when GW Bush gave him total legal stroke in NJ because Christie managed to raise a ton of $ for W's equally crooked presidential campaign. That is called failing upwards. Christie is and has always been a terrible human being. 8 years of his bullshit in my home state has been horrific. Thanks to all the dumbfuck voters who gave CC the nod twice. Show me somebody who still supports Christie after 2015.


There's a sucker born every minute

And there are the heartless parasites who prey on them for profit. If that's the American Way,then I think I'll defect to Mexico. Good cheap Rx meds,no snow and quality tequila. If it's good enough for Jesse Ventura.....

Broken hearts are for assholes

KK

@kapn_krude


Friday, July 21, 2017

Malt Beverage Of The Week - ZIMA


ZIMA is BACK! If you've been living under a rock for the last month and haven't heard the news, the original flavored malt beverage, Zima is back for a limited time only! 


I was too young to enjoy Zima during it's hayday of the mid 90's, but it was always something I wish I tried. Sure, I had the chance to pick some up legally before it was discontinued in 2008, but at that point the damage was done and Zima was no longer the hot commodity it once was. Zima ranked right up there with Crystal Pepsi as one of the top 90's nostalgia products, and look what happened. First Crystal Pepsi makes it's return, and now we have Zima once again!


"WHEN YOU DRINK A ZIMA, YOU’RE TASTING A GOOD TIME. THE GOLDEN CHILD OF 1994, ZIMA OWNED THE DECADE. THEN, ZIMA WENT AWAY. IT BOUNCED. BUMMER, RIGHT? YEAH, TOTAL BUMMER. BUT ZIMA’S BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME, ALRIGHT? THE CLASSIC CITRUS FLAVOR INSIDE THAT COOL, CLEAR BOTTLE." - zima.com


How does Zima fare in 2017? Well, it's not bad but it's not real good either. I found the refreshing citrus taste to be somewhat bland, to which people told me I need to try the Jolly Rancher trick to enhance the flavor. 


The Zima's do go down quick, so at 5% ABV you do have to be somewhat careful if you end up drinking that whole six pack. It's really a genius marking ploy by MillerCoors, as I have seen Zima popping up on my feed nonstop since it's return and since it's only available for a limited time you might as well pick up a few bottles for yourself to try once again.


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Thursday, July 20, 2017

McStud's Modelo Negra Review


Modelo is always a solid choice to get you ready for the weekend!


What does McStud have on tap for us today? Click that play button below!

McStud's Modelo Negra Review!

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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Cult Moo Mike's Harder Purple Grape Review


Do you like it harder? Cult Moo is back with another installment of their Bro Beer Reviews!


What does Cult Moo have on tap for us today? Click that play button below!

Mike's Harder Purple Grape 8% abv - The Bro Beer Reviews

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Party like it's Episode 99


Party like tomorrow is the end of the world with episode 99 of Bumming with Bobcat!


Have you recovered from your 4th of July extravaganzas? Or are you just drinking non-stop this summer?







Icehouse 6.9% is the BWB beer of the week and on tap for your enjoyment this week!


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Remember to spend your weekdays at bumwinebob.com with this all new lineup!

Monday - The Krude Experience
Tuesday - BWB Podcast Recap
Wednesday - Cult Moo Bro Beer Reviews
Thursday - McStud's Tasty Beverage Reviews
Friday - BWB Feature Of The Week

All that and MORE featured on this weeks episode! Grab a drink and give it a listen. Cheers!

Monday, July 17, 2017

The Krude Experience - Federal Joint


Federal Joint

You haven't really lived until you have served some time in jail for something. People who have never been arrested scare me. Like why on earth are you following all the dumb rules set forth by asshole politicians and dumb voters? Life is about living. And not spending too much time locked up. A quality alibi is a requisite with Krude wherever I find myself. Better than carrying a rubber or pain pill. Live and learn.


All this Washington DC nonsense about Russia and its link to the current POTUS and his brethren possibly doing time for treason stirred up old Krude memories about Federal prison. Not that I served time there. But my old man did. And he filled me in about the ins and outs of Club Fed. And now I will share this inside dirt with the BWB faithful. Ain't youse a lucky bunch.

I'm not going to get into what he was sent to the Federal pen for. Trust me,its a wild story. But not for these webpages.

My father was sent to a federal prison called Allenwood correction center in rural Pennsylvania. It was made famous in the 1970's when all the Watergate criminals were sent there and G Gordon Liddy labeled it Club Fed. For mainly White men and white collar criminals. It is essentially a summer camp for crooked crackers without fences. Yes,that's correct. No fences or barbed wire at this minimum security pen. Maybe now they do. But not back in the day.

Liddy bragged about the food (good for jail) and that he stayed fit swimming in an in ground pool. The pool has since been filled with concrete. But the food still isn't half bad. My father called me from Club Fed on Thanksgiving one year. I tried to keep the conversation light (all calls from Allenwood get monitored and recorded) due to the nature of the holiday. So I asked my father a simple question : "Does Allenwood at least serve turkey today? ". "Yes. With all the trimmings. In fact they are serving 5 different kinds of pie today. Pumpkin,Apple,Blueberry,Cherry,and pecan pie". No joke. My prick corrupt old man was having a better Thanksgiving in Federal prison than at least half of the US was.Better than I was.That pissed me off. Still pisses me off.

My father also claimed that one of his friends in prison was a 80's junk bond huckster who had a restitution to pay of over $100 million. The truth was the junk bond mans' wife was keeping the millions he stole in a Swiss bank account that US feds couldn't get their hands on. He was serving 5 years out of a 7 year sentence. What a joke. 5 years for ripping off senior citizens life savings and keeping the $ overseas so that the restitution will never get paid back anywhere near in full. Those Reagan/Bush years were something special,eh?

Also for all New York Jets fans reading this- Joe Klecko was serving time in Allenwood back in the day. That's not something that got widespread notoriety at the time. But a NY Sack Exchange member not named Gastineau going to the Federal joint is kinda strange.

So if anybody in Washington DC has to go to jail for whatever crime they may have committed,just remember where they are going to get rehabilitated. At better lodging than I have currently. And probably fresher food and nicer scenery to wake up to. Ain't that America for you and me.....

The Twinkies made me temporarily lose my mind

KK

@kapn_krude

Friday, July 14, 2017

Beer Of The Week - Icehouse 6.9%


These are a first for Bum Wine Bob, so I had to get my hands on a six pack before it was too late. For those of you that don't know, Icehouse has recently been the talk of the town since MillerCoors decided to take Icehouse back to it's original format and lower the ABV from what we have on hand today at 6.9% down to 5.5% ABV.


Now the only variety of the Icehouse brand I have had previously was Icehouse EDGE, so I don't know what to expect from the standard. Icehouse was America's first domestic ice beer introduced in 1993 that ended up leading the ice beer revolution we have featured at bumwinebob.com in recent weeks.


After my past experiences with Icehouse EDGE, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with this offering. For being 6.9% ABV it goes down smooth with no bitter aftertaste. It's definitely NOT the beer for anyone on a diet since it's coming in at 192 calories, but it's well worth it in my book. If you can still get yours hands on some of these, I would tell you to stock up while you still can. I will have to pick up some of the 5.5% offering the next time I see them in my travels for a comparison.


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