More Random Krudeness
Greetings. Welcome to the Krude Experience. Now fuck off. Ha
ha.
Sometimes,I feel like the lowest form of scum in a stagnant pond.
Being Krude is about living in the now. Living in the extremes. Very high
highs. Very low lows. Nothing in between.
Clinging to a lifestyle that most would consider weird does
come with a pricetag.
Call me The Mayor of Suckville on those days.
I live in a police state i.e. New Jersey. Bergen County
NJ, to be exact. The cops here make a shitload of cash for essentially nothing
but busting people for nonsense. Real crime doesn't exist here. So the police
are instructed to bust people for $ making infractions such as:
Driving with bald tire
Putting trash to close to the street
I've been pinched for both.
Went to my local liquor shop to cash a winning lottery and
score some hooch. Bookers bourbon was sold out. No bum wine. But directly
opposite the whiskey aisle I spot a real gem: Climax Moonshine. Hard to find
shine. Made by the star of Moonshiners,Tim Smith. It is awesome. Best I've ever
had. Thanks Tim Smith for taking your recipe to the world.
It's always weird getting emails from ex girlfriends.
Weird,but fun. The good times memories go into full effect. Then I remember why
they are ex's. But pussy is pussy in the end.
Haven't talked to my father in over two years. Haven't been
in the same room as him in 12 years. And I'm not exactly heartbroken over it.
I have a broken bone in my neck. It hurts.Everyday. The
surgery I need costs over $100k. Insurance will cover 65% of that. I don't have
$35k out of pocket for the surgery. I have enough $ for booze and pain pills
for now. Life goes on.
David Bowie died today. Too many talented artists being
taken from the world too soon. RIP David.
Winter blues. I think I have 'em.
The Climax Moonshine I will drink tonight will take those
blues away.
Cheers!
KK
@kapn_krude
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