License To....
Krude gonna do some venting here this week. And it
ain't gonna be pretty. Like having a zit on the tip of your nose. It will be
real,annoying and curable. Let's do it!
How in the fuck is EVERYBODY in the USA allowed to obtain a
driver's license? Most people who are licensed to drive can't. No aptitude for
it. No hand eye skills. They pay $ to get 6 hours on the road instruction (in
NJ). Then take an easy written test and an easy driving test at DMV. Does this
make them qualified to drive? I don't think so. Just total hacks getting behind
the wheel of a potentially deadly machine. My very own sister falls into this
category. It is fucking SCARY driving in a car with her. She has to get her car
insurance overseas cuz nobody in the USA will take that action. Most people on
the roads now shouldn't be.Drive around Bergen County NJ for 30 minutes and prove
me wrong.
Obtaining a gun license is an easy thing to do. Just buy a
gun. Sign some paperwork. Let the firearms dealer mail in your credentials. And
very soon will have your very own gun and gun license. Did you have to pass an
exam? No. Did you get taught the safety precautions with owning a deadly
weapon? No. Where I live it is more difficult to get a gun license. But for most
of the USA it's a piece of cake. That's fucked up. Too many dumb shits and half
wits with easy access to deadly firearms. USA gun death stats don't lie.
Important stuff I'm licensed for (that I took numerous
exams):
New York City Home Improvement license. Gotta know
all the fucked up rules of doing interior renovations in NYC.There are many. Like
greasing the correct wheels.
Red Cross Infant CPR certification. If your baby or
toddler needs mouth to mouth, I'm licensed to do it. Trained when my son had
sleep apnea at 3 months old. This license comes in handy when I date chicks.
Earning child care trust stripes with women is important.
I had a county family court officer tell me that she was
more than qualified to determine if my son was disabled (by reading a fax sent
to her). I asked where she got her medical degree. She blushed and got really
mean towards me. I took that as a no to her medical degree credentials.Yet, NJ
still claims my son is disabled (he is not). But $ talks. And always will.
When wrong is right
Night is day...
KK
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